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Note: I write parodies on video games that I love. Don't take offense. Also check out my Zelda: BOTW parody. Without further ado:
Some music started playing chanting "Samus". Samus said, "The other bounty hunters have all died. A baby Metroid has been following me. I destroyed everything and now I'm on a new planet."
"I am a very strong woman, but I have one weakness," said Samus.
Just on cue, Adam appears. Adam said, "We need you to travel through lava at impossible odds."
"Anything for you," said Samus.
So the game went downhill from there. You played twenty hours just to reach the end, then the game gives you an awfully different change of scenery and you have to play for another 10 hours.
At this point, the story has become drivel.
"Oh noes!" said Samus. "That dragon creature ated my mother."
The scenery becomes so different again, you wonder whether you had too much caffeine or if this is the actual game. Pretty soon, Samus is in a blue jumpsuit, facing the most impossible odds. You give up from there.
Some music started playing chanting "Samus". Samus said, "The other bounty hunters have all died. A baby Metroid has been following me. I destroyed everything and now I'm on a new planet."
"I am a very strong woman, but I have one weakness," said Samus.
Just on cue, Adam appears. Adam said, "We need you to travel through lava at impossible odds."
"Anything for you," said Samus.
So the game went downhill from there. You played twenty hours just to reach the end, then the game gives you an awfully different change of scenery and you have to play for another 10 hours.
At this point, the story has become drivel.
"Oh noes!" said Samus. "That dragon creature ated my mother."
The scenery becomes so different again, you wonder whether you had too much caffeine or if this is the actual game. Pretty soon, Samus is in a blue jumpsuit, facing the most impossible odds. You give up from there.
