Maybe trying these would work!

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[font=times, times new roman][size=+1]Pickup Lines:
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[font=times, times new roman][size=-1]BY [/size][/font]MARK VANDERHOFF as posted on McSweeneys.net

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[font=times, times new roman]Are your legs tired? Oh, well, I'm not surprised; your thighs are almost comically muscular. [/font]

[font=times, times new roman]You must wash your pants with Windex, because something really smells like Windex. [/font]

[font=times, times new roman]Your father must have been a thief. I don't know, you just have the look of someone who was raised by criminals. [/font]

[font=times, times new roman]If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? That is to say, would you be offended by my comments, not would you physically hold your body against mine. Sorry for any confusion. Anyways, would you? [/font]

[font=times, times new roman]Do you have a little Italian in you? Really? Wait, what was your last name again? Oh, yeah, I guess that does sound Irish. Never mind. [/font]

[font=times, times new roman]If I could rearrange the alphabet, I probably wouldn't. Can you imagine how much that would screw with everybody? [/font]

[font=times, times new roman]Are you from Tennessee? I hate people from Tennessee. [/font]

[font=times, times new roman]Excuse me; I seem to have misplaced my inmate number, which was assigned to me by this state's accursed penal system after it was discovered that I was indeed the "Fruit by the Foot Strangler." Can I borrow yours? [/font]

[font=times, times new roman]Can I borrow a quarter? I need to call my mother and tell her I've found the girl I'm going to annoy for the next 5-10 minutes.
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[font=times, times new roman] wishing you the best of luck with these!
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[California Dreamin']

Hahahah! I'm kind of skeptical to whether they would work. Someone try them out please!

 

[KristianJ]

Oh, boy...those are hilarious!!!!

 

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I wonder if this should have been in the singles forum *teehee* they might enjoy some new lines to replace "wanna pray to Jesus with me on friday night? say around...8ish?"

 

[KristianJ]

Nah, Julia - I think they're safer to be used on our current partners due to the fact that we won't be saying them to people that we don't know as deeply...

 

[peanutbutter12]

Hahahaha those were a great refreshing view to horrid pickup lines.

CJ

 

[horuhe00]

That dress is very becoming on you... although, i hate girly girls so if you want to go out with me, you'd better change into some jeans.

(I know... lame modification of a pickup )