Marriage Can Be Fun!

[EmmaCat]

Like when hubby Ben passes gas, the dogs glare at him and I threaten to repaint.

When he snores and you don't keep a roll of duct tape on your nightstand.

When he puts a fake snake in your car's driver seat and ... I zip-tied a frilly pair of ladies' panties to his truck's trailer hitch. It took him four days to find it.

When we did the liquid fart spray prank on his parents ... not sure who had more fun!

More to come. It's time to play Yahtzee and have snacks!

All good things
Emmy

 

[mama2one]

I cracked up when he put whipped cream on top of banana he was eating


we went through dark tunnel on a WDW ride
talked & he said nothing; felt for him & he wasn't there
we came out of tunnel- he had moved!
he started cracking up & I thought he'd fallen off ride


I came home from work on a Valentine's day
he made me a heart shaped pizza for dinner

 

[Toro]

All I do is torture my wife so every day is good for me and bad for her.

When she wants to do something fun I tell her to wash dishes or get the vacuum cleaner out...... that is IF I am feeling generous enough to allow her to exit the kitchen... her rightful place in the home.

 

[EmmaCat]

All I do is torture my wife so every day is good for me and bad for her.

When she wants to do something fun I tell her to wash dishes or get the vacuum cleaner out...... that is IF I am feeling generous enough to allow her to exit the kitchen... her rightful place in the home.

If my husband even thought about telling me that, he'd be sleeping in the shed.

 

[Toro]

If my husband even thought about telling me that, he'd be sleeping in the shed.

If the shed is full of tools thats hardly a punishment.

Tools means you can DIY the heck out of the dog house.

 

[EmmaCat]

Not when he has to position himself between the riding lawnmower, tractor, and the chipper-shredder. That gives him maybe eight inches wide.

I have this covered.

All good things
Emmy

 

[Toro]

Thats when a wise man would move all those things into the kitchen...... you kick him out to the shed... lets see you make pancakes and wash dishes with 8 inches of space.



Okay, maybe hide the chipper.... a wise man doesnt make the dispoal of his body easier.

 

[EmmaCat]

Thats when a wise man would move all those things into the kitchen...... you kick him out to the shed... lets see you make pancakes and wash dishes with 8 inches of space.



Okay, maybe hide the chipper.... a wise man doesnt make the dispoal of his body easier.

No, I'd make him make pancakes and wash dishes in eight inches of space.