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Make up your own bad tv show game

BigEd

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ok i'll start ,
this is a historical sit com

"We married Brigham Young"
It would be a rolicking cross between 3 company and the Brady bunch.
The story of one man with 60 wives and over 100 kids...pleny of new characters every episode....
Like the ditzy blond wife who keep confusing all the kids.
the older wife, keep tring to pester brigham to "get some".
the rivallry between the various brothers and sisters.
 
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A 'bad' TV show? I don't know what you require, but....
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Male voice= 'Welcome to the first show of 20th Anniversary!!'
(Audience claps)
Female voice= 'Our first introduction is 19-year-old Ryjann Chatt.'
M= 'Welcome to the show.'
R= 'It's a pleasure to be here.'
F= 'Ryjann, what do you think of sitcoms?'
R= 'That they're total junk.'
(Audience laughs)
M= 'What's your least favourite?'
R= 'I don't watch any!'
(Claps)
F= 'What do you think of sopopra's?'
R= 'They're worse than sitcoms.'
(laughs)
M= 'What's your least favourite?'
R= 'The young and the restless.'
F= 'Reasons?'
R= 'They're so inconsistant. First they kill this gal, then they bring her back to life. I mean, get a 'life'.'
(crowd laughs)
F= 'Thank you, Ryjann, for coming on todays' show.'
(wild applause)
 
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It's time for "The Mindless Drivel Show!!" Yes, the only TV show that tells you exactly what it is! Starring the Idiot Husband/Father, the Intelligent but Overworked Wife/Mother, and the Precocious Smart Alec Child. Howl in laughter as they utter absolute nonsense and tired colloquialisms. Brought to you by the first sponsor we could grab that would actually let us air one of their commercials on this program.
 
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BY WATERWIZARD: "The Snerdley Glort Arbor Day Ingrown Toenail Telethon"

 

Waterwizard:  I love your imagination!  Where DO you come up with this stuff???!!  ROFL

 

(Thanks a lot!)   :D

BY PATTY:  "March of Tines Telethon for unemployed farm implements"

Really good Patty!!  LOL!  :clap:
 
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Originally posted by Lost Sheep
BY WATERWIZARD: "The Snerdley Glort Arbor Day Ingrown Toenail Telethon"

 

Waterwizard:  I love your imagination!  Where DO you come up with this stuff???!!  ROFL 

 

I fell on my head before I was born. :eek:
 
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