Make a wish...

[Kol]

Here's a game...make a wish, for anything you want. The next poster grants it, but with a twist.

Example:
I wish I had a million dollars.
Granted, but too bad, the dollar is useless and we all switch to euros.

I'll start.

I wish I could speak another language.

 

[moerunamida]

Granted! But you are the only person who speaks that language

I wish I had a house

 

[plum]

Graaaanted. A house of cards, coming right up!


I wish I were married.

 

[Bubba1301]

Granted.... but the person you marry is a drunk, drug addict and international terrorist.... in the end the feds come and haul you both off to jail and you are never seen or heard from again

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I wish teleportation technology existed

 

[Rhododendron]

Granted. But it only teleports your arms.

I wish I could be invinsible.

 

[Bubba1301]

Granted... you are now invincible, but that also means that nourishment can no longer penetrate your cells.

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I wish dogs could talk

 

[PrYou]

Granted but now you have become deaf.

I wish this world did not have a need for the military.

 

[Matt.9:22]

granted. But we no longer need our own military because we were over thrown by a military from another Galaxy.

I wish that I didn't have credit card debt.

 

[plum]

I'll grant that wish. But it'll cost you a down payment of $1000 plus monthly installments of $99.99.

I wish I wasn't alone this weekend

 

[Bubba1301]

Granted.... but you are kept company by babysitting a dozen 5 year olds.

I wish I was not so tired and sore.

 

[Rhododendron]

Granted, but now you're on a permanent caffeine high, and are broken and bruised.

I wish I could fly.

 

[uiucollegeguy]

I think it would be cool to hear others' thoughts, and be able to control how you heard them. That probably creeps people out. But hey, you asked!

 

[Bubba1301]

Rhodo:
Granted... gravity no longer holds its say on you.... you now go flying off into space

Collegeguy:
Granted, you now can hear people's thoughts and how you hear them... the problem is that you can't turn it off.

I wish for a puppy

 

[Rhododendron]

Granted. And it remains a puppy forever. In fact, it re-lives the same day over and over again, never learning to NOT poop on your floor.

I wish I could write great songs whenever I wanted to.

 

[squeekers22]

Granted but u will not have a good singing voice to sing em ( not to be rude sry :o( )

I wish I can have a boyfreind

 

[Rhododendron]

Granted but u will not have a good singing voice to sing em ( not to be rude sry :o( )

I wish I can have a boyfreind

LOL! (I know it's just jokes )

Granted, but he drools.

I wish I had a time machine.

 

[squeekers22]

granted but u cant go on it

i wish i could sing

 

[Sketcher]

Granted. You can sing, but the fame makes you miserable and crazy.

I wish I could bench press a car.

 

[Rhododendron]

Granted, but you need to dance and leap like a ballerina, wearing a sparkly pink flowered dress beforehand infront of 7 people each time before you can do it.

I wish I had an O'Henry bar.

 

[squeekers22]

grandted but u dont have any teeth lol

i wish i was skiny and had abs