Mace

[Rich48]

A mechanic who worked out of his home had a Basset Hound named Mace. Mace had a bad habit of eating all the grass in the mechanic’s lawn, so the mechanic decided to keep Mace inside. The grass eventually became terribly thick and overgrown.

One day, as the mechanic was walking across his yard to work on a car, he dropped his wrench along the way, losing it in the tall grass. He couldn’t find it for the life of him, so he decided to call it a day.

That night Mace escaped from the house and ate all the grass in the backyard. The next morning the mechanic went outside and saw his wrench glinting in the sunlight. Realizing what had happened he looked up to the heavens and proclaimed: “A grazing Mace, how sweet the hound, that saved a wrench for me!”

Rich

 

[Rich48]

I can't believe I post that!!

Rich

 

[carine]

groan

 

[Hollypop]

Oh man....

 

[The_White]

wow, that was, just, ummm.. yea.

lol

 

[KittiK]

AAAAhahahahahaha!!!

 

[Rich48]

So glad you all think it was so "punny"

Rich

 

[The_White]

dont start with the puns, cause you know what. I heard a joke about a watering can the other day and almost wet my plants.

 

[KittiK]

Oh no!! What's this thread comming to?

 

[happypeppie]

dont start with the puns, cause you know what. I heard a joke about a watering can the other day and almost wet my plants.

LOL!!! That's soooo funny!

 

[relientk]

lol the funny part is every1s reactions....lol

 

[J'r'd]

almost as amusing as horses at play. and yet it is also as lame as a three-legged horse. what an interesting mix of traits.

 

[Rich48]

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's Novocain during root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Rich

 

[KittiK]

hahahahahaha...thunk! Man...I've got to find that superglue!

 

[Rich48]

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank--proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too!



Rich