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good brother
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This is a letter that evolutionary theory should send out:
In Christ, GB
"To whom it may concern,
I'm looking for a chain. The only problem with my "chain" is I have only a handful of pieces and I need my "chain" to be millions (if not billions) of "miles" long. Of the scant few links I have in my possession, some of them do bear a vague resemblance to eachother, but I cannot get them to fit with eachother. One of the problems I have with my "chain", among the many, is that all the links that I have in my possession are still closed, and welded shut. There is no way I can ever get them connected.
I "know" that the millions of "miles" long "chain" once existed because I have a scant few disconnected links in my hand. I "know" that there should be hundreds of millions of copies of my missing links scattered all over the earth because I know that my "chain" is very long and very old.
Most people have bought and paid for the whole chain when I have shown them the very few closed pieces I have in my hand. Thank goodness they just took my word that those pieces fit nicely together instead of doing any investigation and saw that the links I have cannot be connected because they are shut and welded.
I really must have more pieces of my "chain" if I am going to sell this "chain" to every thinking person. Some of those pesky people that won't buy my whole "chain" believe in this book that says there never was one long complete "chain", but instead there was a "chainmaker" that made thousands of short unlinked "chains" that are still visible today. Of course we can see all those short unlinked "chains" around us today, that's where I got my "revelation" that there must be one long "super chain" that connects all the unlinked short chains into one very long super chain. Look at the finches of the Galapogos Islands. They all belong to one of those short "unlinked chains", so there must be a super chain that connects all birds everywhere. Look at horses, zebras, and donkeys. Look all around you. We all can see these short unlinked chains all around us, so doesn't it make sense that there is a super chain just waiting to be discovered?
So please, if you see any of my chain, any at all, please send it to me. Also, if you know of anyway I can connect these welded closed links to each other I would be much obliged."
Thanks.
Sincerely, Evolution."
Let me know what you all think of the letter, and what kind of responses you might have to an actual letter like this.I'm looking for a chain. The only problem with my "chain" is I have only a handful of pieces and I need my "chain" to be millions (if not billions) of "miles" long. Of the scant few links I have in my possession, some of them do bear a vague resemblance to eachother, but I cannot get them to fit with eachother. One of the problems I have with my "chain", among the many, is that all the links that I have in my possession are still closed, and welded shut. There is no way I can ever get them connected.
I "know" that the millions of "miles" long "chain" once existed because I have a scant few disconnected links in my hand. I "know" that there should be hundreds of millions of copies of my missing links scattered all over the earth because I know that my "chain" is very long and very old.
Most people have bought and paid for the whole chain when I have shown them the very few closed pieces I have in my hand. Thank goodness they just took my word that those pieces fit nicely together instead of doing any investigation and saw that the links I have cannot be connected because they are shut and welded.
I really must have more pieces of my "chain" if I am going to sell this "chain" to every thinking person. Some of those pesky people that won't buy my whole "chain" believe in this book that says there never was one long complete "chain", but instead there was a "chainmaker" that made thousands of short unlinked "chains" that are still visible today. Of course we can see all those short unlinked "chains" around us today, that's where I got my "revelation" that there must be one long "super chain" that connects all the unlinked short chains into one very long super chain. Look at the finches of the Galapogos Islands. They all belong to one of those short "unlinked chains", so there must be a super chain that connects all birds everywhere. Look at horses, zebras, and donkeys. Look all around you. We all can see these short unlinked chains all around us, so doesn't it make sense that there is a super chain just waiting to be discovered?
So please, if you see any of my chain, any at all, please send it to me. Also, if you know of anyway I can connect these welded closed links to each other I would be much obliged."
Thanks.
Sincerely, Evolution."
In Christ, GB