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Lindsay Lohan

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Lindsay Lohan has two talents: her left breast and her right breast.

This talent that you're talking of is rather invisible to me. As an actress, she has never potrayed a serious character with any degree of depth: she does flimsy "teen culture" movies where she sports her appeal as a modern young lady to promote the spoiled, sheltered world of America's middle-class teen in which the biggest of one's worries is "whether that cute boy likes me".

As a singer, 90% of the work is done by others. Judging by their whininess, I'd say she actually writes her own lyrics (though they have probably been touched up by an editor), and that is her face on the screen, but that's about where her involvement ends. Incase you don't know how it works, Lindsay goes to a manager and says, "I want to record this song", the manager hooks her up with a producer and studeo, they edit some of her lyrics, stick her in a sound booth, record several random snippets, then computer edit her voice to sound tollerable (though it is obvious that no one ever taught her proper vocal techniques). A team or individual is hired to synthesize a musical background to her voice that is later inserted with little or no say from Lindsay. When all this is said and done, she is put in a make-up chair, airbrushed to look symmetrical, put in a flimsy shirt and then set infront of a camera. Add a wind machine, some light effects and interesting camera angles while Lindsay moves her mouth, and you now have the Wife to marry the Husband of the computerized studeo recording, featuring music written by total strangers. They plaster the track onto the imagery and broadcast it on Nickelodeon: ta-da, Lindsay is now a recording studeo artist.

If I can give her credit for anything, it is her beauty and her talent at running a public persona. She is deffinately an entertainer, albeit a bad one, and she is very good with public relations. How much of it is an image consultant is up to one's imagination, but she does make a darling celebrity personality.

~L
 
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Tanyalita said:
What does everyone think of Lindsay Lohan? I think she's a very good singer and has a lot of talent. All her songs have good lyrics too. Anyone else heard her?

Yes, I agree. Very telented young woman and a fine example to others. Her songs are very catchy, too.

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LazarusDahl vbmenu_register("postmenu_13915844" said:
Lindsay Lohan has two talents: her left breast and her right breast.

Hmmm... quite right :p
 
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LazarusDahl said:
Lindsay Lohan has two talents: her left breast and her right breast.

This talent that you're talking of is rather invisible to me. As an actress, she has never potrayed a serious character with any degree of depth: she does flimsy "teen culture" movies where she sports her appeal as a modern young lady to promote the spoiled, sheltered world of America's middle-class teen in which the biggest of one's worries is "whether that cute boy likes me".

As a singer, 90% of the work is done by others. Judging by their whininess, I'd say she actually writes her own lyrics (though they have probably been touched up by an editor), and that is her face on the screen, but that's about where her involvement ends. Incase you don't know how it works, Lindsay goes to a manager and says, "I want to record this song", the manager hooks her up with a producer and studeo, they edit some of her lyrics, stick her in a sound booth, record several random snippets, then computer edit her voice to sound tollerable (though it is obvious that no one ever taught her proper vocal techniques). A team or individual is hired to synthesize a musical background to her voice that is later inserted with little or no say from Lindsay. When all this is said and done, she is put in a make-up chair, airbrushed to look symmetrical, put in a flimsy shirt and then set infront of a camera. Add a wind machine, some light effects and interesting camera angles while Lindsay moves her mouth, and you now have the Wife to marry the Husband of the computerized studeo recording, featuring music written by total strangers. They plaster the track onto the imagery and broadcast it on Nickelodeon: ta-da, Lindsay is now a recording studeo artist.

If I can give her credit for anything, it is her beauty and her talent at running a public persona. She is deffinately an entertainer, albeit a bad one, and she is very good with public relations. How much of it is an image consultant is up to one's imagination, but she does make a darling celebrity personality.

~L

what he said.
 
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LazarusDahl said:
Lindsay Lohan has two talents: her left breast and her right breast.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! CLASSIC!

I have no respect for musicians who lip sync on stage and whom don't write their own music. I think the only reason she did it to begin with was to be up there with Hillary Duff anyway...

CJ
 
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LazarusDahl said:
" what he said."

SHE said. ; )

"I think the only reason she did it to begin with was to be up there with Hillary Duff anyway..."

Good point. Duff and Lohan's rivalry is no big secret. It's somewhat sickening to see it affect their art (if so it can be called).

sorry lazarusdahl, i didnt look at your profile thing close enough.
 
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Hilary Duff is much more attractive than Lindsay Lohan, IMO.

Agh! Both of them... gag... me... *cough*... sickness... agonizing.. mental.. *gasp*... pain...... aaaaaand death.

Yea, I can't stand 'em... either of them, not one little bit. I think they're both just, ridiculous. Apart from the fact that the choice of "music" they attempt to "perform" is totally opposite of what I listen to, even if I did enjoy their specific genre I'd still think they sucked... cause they do! Icky... ick.. icky. If I had to pick one of them, it'd be Lohan because I just plain can't stand that Duff child, she's so annoying and ditzy. She acts like she's all hot and sexy in her music videos and it's like... dude, just... no, please pour pepper spray in my eyes by the gallon now. Ugh, yea... I just hate her. Music, her "movies" that she "stars" in. The way I see it, producers are all either high on morphine or town drunkards because Hilary Duff has no lick of talen... she can't act, much less sing. Lindsay Lohan was better before she started trying to sing... I think she's a decent actress though.

Btw... ALL of that was my opinion... you'll find I'm a very opinionated person!

Ta.
 
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hi tanyalita,i like her freckles..haha but i havent given her much of a listen yet. she was funny in the film where she switched with her mom.i've heard she really played that guitar and if thats true..she's got guitar talent. bye bye!:wave:
Tanyalita said:
What does everyone think of Lindsay Lohan? I think she's a very good singer and has a lot of talent. All her songs have good lyrics too. Anyone else heard her?
 
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LazarusDahl said:
" what he said."

SHE said. ; )

"I think the only reason she did it to begin with was to be up there with Hillary Duff anyway..."

Good point. Duff and Lohan's rivalry is no big secret. It's somewhat sickening to see it affect their art (if so it can be called).

Linsey Lohan has very little talent and even if she did, its like they say Hilary Duff is like Britany Spears in her earlier years, and LL is BS in her later years (after she turned [bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse]ish)

Though its really imbarasing, I like Hilary Duff.
 
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sparks_will_fly said:
hi tanyalita,i like her freckles..haha but i havent given her much of a listen yet. she was funny in the film where she switched with her mom.i've heard she really played that guitar and if thats true..she's got guitar talent. bye bye!:wave:
this has been the most adult response yet!!

hey tanyalita... haha I hope you are not afraid to make anymore posts in here! But i think everyone's made it clear that Lohan is borderline talentless except for guitar playing as mentioned, good hair and, er.... other things! :sorry:
 
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I don't have a big opinon on Lindsay lohan. I mean, no I don't like her at all, but I'm not going to yell at anyone for liking her. I just think that if you seriously like Lindsay lohan for her MUSIC then you have NOT explored enough groups out there! Because in my opinion most people can sing better than she can! And I think she just took on the music roll to beat out Duff or at least stay on the same page as her.
 
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