Since the toilet in our house was bad (not too bad , it needs about three to five buckets to flush) and the landlord will not repair it, my flat-mates and resorted to short-putting. they just put a black nylon inside a paint bucket and do the major inside. Then they package it like a present and "accidentally" drop it in a nearby bush. but the toosh girl that i was did not allow me do it. One day I went to do the 'major' and was about using the third bucket of water to flush when my friend "Ruka" gave me a terrible advise in front of a male visitor "you better wear a nylon in your hand and remove that excreter, you know there's no water at home" i was obviously embarrassed but had no choice because each bucket of water cost =N=20 and getting it was not easy. so I took the advise and removed the lump in the toilet bowl, the following day "Seyi" (another flatmate and friend) used a kitchen spoon to remove hers, we threw the spoon away but what would we have done if it was watery excreter?!!! my hand almost beached from washing it.
