Ah, so when AV began with the invented narrative that the angels wanted God to bury all the dead animals after the flood in the order of the geologic column,
Reading comprehension at its finest.
Once, there was this man traveling from Jerusalem to Jericho, and he fell among thorns. And the thorns sprung up and choked him, and as he was going on, he didn't have any money, so he met the Queen of Sheba. She gave him 1,000 talents of gold and 100 charges of raiment. He then got into a chariot and drove furiously, and when he was driving under a big juniper tree, his hair got caught in the limb of that tree and he hung there many days. The ravens brought him food to eat and water to drink, and he ate 5,000 loaves of bread and two fishes. One night while he was hanging there, asleep, his wife, Delilah, came along and cut off his hair and he dropped and fell on the stony ground. But, he got up and continued on. Soon it began to rain. It rained for forty days and forty nights, and the water rose so high that a great fish swallowed him, but it threw him up 3 days later. Being confused by all these events, he hid himself in a cave and lived on locusts and wild honey.
When the rain stopped he went on until he met a servant who said, "Come, take supper at my house!" But the man made excuses and said, "No, I won't. I have married a wife and i can't go." But, the servant went out into the highways and hedges and compelled him to come in.
After supper, he went on his way and finally came down into the Jericho. When he got there, he looked up and saw that old queen Jezebel sitting way up high in a window. She laughed at him! The man became furious and said, "Throw her down out of there!" So, they threw her down. Then he said, "Throw her out of there again!" And they threw her down seventy times seven, and of the pieces that remained, they picked up twelve baskets full, besides the women and children. Then, the man said, "Blessed are the *piecemakers*." Now, whose wife will she be on the Judgement Day?
The End.