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really laugh..the 1st poster that has me laughing, which i could use right now, gets 500,000 Blessings
clean jokes only,
clean jokes only,
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lets see who can make me laugh
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Steffenfield
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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."
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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the heck was that all about?"
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when my son was 3 years old he got to sleep on a water bed for the first time. When he put his little body up on the bed and heard it gurgle, he looked at me shocked and said, uh oh, it peed. LOL
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4 people were on a small plane: the pilot, a senator, the world's smartest man, and a little girl.
The pilot called back "the plane is going to crash! Grab your parachutes and jump!" There is a thump and the passengers look out of the window and see a parachute floating earthward.
They scramble for parachutes but can only find two. The world's smartest man turns to the senator and says "I don't know about you, but I'm not going down with this ship! I'm an important man, people depend upon me. I'm getting the heck out of here!" He grabs a package and jumps.
The senator looks at the little girl. The little girl looks back. Finally, the senator speaks. "Little girl, I'm an old man. I have lived a full life, but you still have your whole life ahead of you. I want you to use that last parachute."
The little girl smiles and says, "It's OK, Mr. Senator. We each have a parachute. We will both be fine. The worlds smartest man just jumped out of the plane holding my bookbag."
The pilot called back "the plane is going to crash! Grab your parachutes and jump!" There is a thump and the passengers look out of the window and see a parachute floating earthward.
They scramble for parachutes but can only find two. The world's smartest man turns to the senator and says "I don't know about you, but I'm not going down with this ship! I'm an important man, people depend upon me. I'm getting the heck out of here!" He grabs a package and jumps.
The senator looks at the little girl. The little girl looks back. Finally, the senator speaks. "Little girl, I'm an old man. I have lived a full life, but you still have your whole life ahead of you. I want you to use that last parachute."
The little girl smiles and says, "It's OK, Mr. Senator. We each have a parachute. We will both be fine. The worlds smartest man just jumped out of the plane holding my bookbag."
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hi blessed mom of 5 how are you lets say we meet at garden city mall at johnny rockets and see if i can make you laugh :^)
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ThirstyPossum
I wanna rock and roll all night!
Two hillbillies were in a big old two seater outhouse. One accidentally dropped a quarter down into the hole.
He asked the other hillbilly if he had any money he could lend him. The second hillbilly handed the first one a $20 bill, which the first hillbilly promptly threw down into the hole.
The second hillbilly asked "What the heck are you doing?"
The first hillbilly said, "You don't expect me to crawl down in there for a quarter, do you?"
He asked the other hillbilly if he had any money he could lend him. The second hillbilly handed the first one a $20 bill, which the first hillbilly promptly threw down into the hole.
The second hillbilly asked "What the heck are you doing?"
The first hillbilly said, "You don't expect me to crawl down in there for a quarter, do you?"
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''
Hopefully this joke will land me some bank.
Hopefully this joke will land me some bank.
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LOLA woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''
Hopefully this joke will land me some bank.
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sorry, not quite.
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''
Hopefully this joke will land me some bank.
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