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Andy Broadley

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elm0 said:
By all means, go right ahead. I love the one about the freddled gruntbuggly, but I'll listen to any of them.

Oh, did you know you can have Vogon poetry emailed to you as well?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/hitchhikers/vogonpoetry/lettergen.shtml

Oh Freddled Gruntbuggly

by Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz Oh freddled gruntbuggly
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't!

 
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elm0 said:
That one's from the intereactive game, and the first 3 lines were swapped around to form the second verse..... not very original in that bit, but don't tell Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz I said that!

"Well I quite liked it" said Andy brightly
 
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elm0 said:
Ma Hubbard says there's not a cracker in the cupboard. Sorry Polly.

But I thought politicians preferred sandwich triangles with the crusts cut off.

"I would just like to say that this govermnet has, in real terms provided a 9% increase in sandwiches and crackers, and have reduced sandwich and cracker deprivation to record lows"
 
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How can we make a game out of that? It would be tha same as just about every post in cyber corps
 
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No, not seen ITF for a while.

Better put out an APB on ITF PDQ
 
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