Alright everyone, we are going to create a joke/story by the combined thoughts of whomever views this thread. I will give the first line and then you guys can take it away. Take the story to wherever your twisted imagination leads you. Try not to end it real abruptly. Lets let everyone get their two cents in. Ok, here we go!
So, Adam (you know the Adam I'm talking about) is taking a stroll around the garden one day, completely tired of naming the animals. He even named one the palatapus for heaven sake. Either that took some thought or he just took the most ridiculous word he could think of and placed it on the most ridiculous animal...oh, we're getting a little off topic here. Anyway, so Adam is walking around bored out of his skull. Trying to find something to numb the tedium of his task, Adam decides to take a little trip to the end of the earth(at that time it was still believed to be flat) and he decides to bring along his trusty steed, Hercules the pig(which he ends up eating on the way to Mordor where he plans to take the ring from Frodo and use it to sneak onto farms and tip over cows, but that is another tale) so take it away.
So, Adam (you know the Adam I'm talking about) is taking a stroll around the garden one day, completely tired of naming the animals. He even named one the palatapus for heaven sake. Either that took some thought or he just took the most ridiculous word he could think of and placed it on the most ridiculous animal...oh, we're getting a little off topic here. Anyway, so Adam is walking around bored out of his skull. Trying to find something to numb the tedium of his task, Adam decides to take a little trip to the end of the earth(at that time it was still believed to be flat) and he decides to bring along his trusty steed, Hercules the pig(which he ends up eating on the way to Mordor where he plans to take the ring from Frodo and use it to sneak onto farms and tip over cows, but that is another tale) so take it away.