Kosher Candy

[muffler dragon]

After Yafet informed me that the majority of gelatinous foods are made from pig hooves, I decided to see what I could eat in the candy aisle.

I have come upon a few websites that I found interesting. One happened to be by Hershey's and basically everything is cool there, but there was one site I definitely wanted to show everyone.



In neither case do I advocate halloween or PETA, but the website showed me some rather splendid news:

Airheads taffy
Atkins peanut butter bars
Blow Pops
Charms lollipops
Chick-o-Sticks
Cracker Jack
Cry Babies
Dem Bones
Dots
Dum-Dums
Fireballs
Goldenberg’s Peanut Chews
Hot Tamales
Hubba Bubba bubblegum
Jolly Ranchers (lollipops and hard candy)
Jujubees
Jujyfruits
Lemonheads
Mambas
Mary Janes (regular and peanut butter kisses)
Mike and Ike
Now and Later
Pez
Ring Pop lollipops
Smarties
Sour Patch Kids
Starburst (jelly beans and hard candy)
Super Bubble
Swedish Fish
Sweet Tarts
Tropical Source mini chocolate bags
Twizzlers
Zotz

Swedish Fish are gelatin-free!!!! I still get to eat my Swedish Fish. Woo Hoo.


Now before all you naysayers rain on my parade and tell me how bad they are, understand that I don't want to hear it.

In my best Forrest Gump voice, "I like 'em a lot."

Now you're welcome to have all the fun you want at my expense.

Love, peace and hair grease.

Nathan

 

[Yael]

I have personally found it hysterical that a good portion of the Xmas and Easter candy carry kosher marks.

 

[D.W.]

Shalom,

I have personally found it hysterical that a good portion of the Xmas and Easter candy carry kosher marks.

One of the big candy companys are owned by Jewish people, that sells that very candy. I work for them. They use the Kosher supervision logo.

G-d Bless,
Dan

 

[Sephania]

The candy on that site may be kosher - fit to eat - but that woman sure isn't fit to look upon

 

[muffler dragon]

The candy on that site may be kosher - fit to eat - but that woman sure isn't fit to look upon

Dear Zayit:

I apologize for not explaining the Elvira picture. The only reason I put the link on there was to show that I didn't make up the list. However, due to the nature of the picture, I will delete the link.

My sincerest apologies.

Nathan

 

[Henaynei]

LOL - What a crew!!! You guys are wonderful!!!!!

Guarding the eyes as well as the tummy!!! Go fer it!!!

 

[Sephania]

Todah Rabah! All is well. I will stand as a witness that you didn't make that up!

 

[The Thadman]

The candy on that site may be kosher - fit to eat - but that woman sure isn't fit to look upon

"I like my women like I like my matzah... UNLEAVENED!" - Mordechai Jefferson Carver, The Hebrew Hammer

Peace!
-Steve-o

PS: If this is offensive, I will delete it

 

[muffler dragon]

"I like my women like I like my matzah... UNLEAVENED!" - Mordechai Jefferson Carver, The Hebrew Hammer

Peace!
-Steve-o

PS: If this is offensive, I will delete it

Do you feel that way, because of the potential off-gassing of the reaction during heating?

 

[The Thadman]

Do you feel that way, because of the potential off-gassing of the reaction during heating?

~blink blink~ To misquote Dr. Seuss... I'm not touching that one with even a 39 1/2 foot pole...

Peace!
-Steve-o

 

[muffler dragon]

~blink blink~ To misquote Dr. Seuss... I'm not touching that one with even a 39 1/2 foot pole...

Peace!
-Steve-o

Look at me, all of a sudden, letting all of my hair down and acting not quite right.

I am truly sorry for any and all who find what I said disgusting. I was simply trying to finally get Steve-o to laugh at something I said. But to no avail, and that is no excuse.

But just to give a little insight. I am a chemist by profession. So sometimes my humor happens to go that extra mile to make things make sense.

Once again, I'm sorry for something so crass.

Nathan