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Oh and Cally...
For some reason this made me think of you on a bad day.
For some reason her expression says to me that she's praying "What do I do next?"
I know I'm weird, I think that ponies pray....
I'm going to fill this with a cool story about my day.
Why? Because I can and there is no theme to this thread!
So I have a Thanksgiving wallpaper up on my computer at work.
My boss goes by and says "Hey! Halloween then Thanksgiving."
Then one of the guys comments "But they're already playing Christmas music at Wal-mart!"
Then my boss says "In my opinion you shouldn't be celebrating Christmas unless you go to church every Sunday."
He was physically standing in the one part of the office where he was sandwiched between two Baptists and a Jehovahs Witness.
So my Baptist co-worker says "Well you know some Christians don't celebrate Christmas because the Catholics stole the date it's celebrated on from the pagans to convert them."
My boss looks at him like...
"So what about the Jewish people?" I guess my boss thought Christmas and Hanukah were similar.
There was a 20 minute long discussion about why some Jewish people don't like Jesus and "Yes, Orthodox Jews still perform sacrifices."
It was epic!
And to keep popcorn relevant to the theme of this thread.
Otter with popcorn.
Warning: Not a real otter and not real popcorn. If you do find such a video I'm sure it's epic!
The Otter & the Popcorn - YouTube
STORY TIME
Pecans in the Cemetery
On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts.
'One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me' said one boy.. Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence.
Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, 'One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me..'
He just knew what it was.. He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along.
'Come here quick,' said the Boy, 'you won't believe what I heard! Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls.'
The man said, 'Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk.' When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly to the cemetery.
Standing by the fence they heard , 'One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me.'
The old man whispered, 'Boy, you've been tellin' me the truth. Let's see if we can see the Lord..'
Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence, yet were still unable to see anything.. The old man and the boy gripped the wrought iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a glimpse of the Lord.
At last they heard, 'One for you, one for me.. That's all.... Now let's go get those nuts by the fence and we'll be done..'
They say the old man made it back to town a full 5 minutes ahead of the kid on the bike.
STORY TIME
Pecans in the Cemetery
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STORY TIME
Pecans in the Cemetery
On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts.
'One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me' said one boy.. Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence.
Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, 'One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me..'
He just knew what it was.. He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along.
'Come here quick,' said the Boy, 'you won't believe what I heard! Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls.'
The man said, 'Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk.' When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly to the cemetery.
Standing by the fence they heard , 'One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me.'
The old man whispered, 'Boy, you've been tellin' me the truth. Let's see if we can see the Lord..'
Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence, yet were still unable to see anything.. The old man and the boy gripped the wrought iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a glimpse of the Lord.
At last they heard, 'One for you, one for me.. That's all.... Now let's go get those nuts by the fence and we'll be done..'
They say the old man made it back to town a full 5 minutes ahead of the kid on the bike.
Okay... the thread is quiet today. No otter caos or anything?
Did they let you go? oh no.
I can't see the pics here form work for some reason. I can see the ones I put up, but all the pics people put are just white little boxes with a red x on it. BOO But... If that is the case... I pray all is okay.
But wait. where you happy? or??? I'm allconfused.
Even though half the time I'm like that anyway, but you know what I mean? I feel lost right now all of a sudden. I hope they didn't let you go. It's a tough time now.
Lol... I'm sooo duhhh.... yeah I can't even be MYSTERY woman on Skype cause they still figured out who I was. Okkkkkayyyyy random tangent!! Ester is special. lol hahaha just havin fun.
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