*BUZZ, BUZZ, BUZZ*
UHHHMFF I DON'T WANNA GET UP!!! ARGGHHH
KICK THE ALARM CLOCK 10,000 TIMES, BUT STILL KEEPS BUZZIN'!! LIKE A DEAD BATTERY
FINALLY A HAMMER DOES THE JOB. "AHH OH WELL I'LL BUY AN ALARM CLOCK AFTER WORK." OFF TO THE SHOWER
HI...MY NAME IS ROBOT...HOW MAY I HELP YOU...(SHORT CIRCUITS ON ANOTHR ROBOT) I'LL WIP YOU TO THREADS HAHA.
,BUT...KEEP DAY DREAMING YOU KNOW YOU JUST TAKE IT FROM YOUR BOSS AND BE LIKE
"YES MASTER" though in truth you just wanna say,
"YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU CAN GO....AND...AND...AND GIVE ME A RAISE OR SOMETHING!!"
AHHH...YEAH RIGHT IN YOUR DREAMS. AH YES BACK TO
THE STORY.
"UM WHAT KINDA' STORY IS THIS?"
"LISTEN...SMOKEY LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES AND LEAVE A COMMENT OKAY. 

FOUL LOW BLOW.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO. HE DONT GET IT...
WHATS THE MORAL OF THE STORY?
BEATS ME. 

I SUCK AT STORY TELLING.
no one liked my story? well at least i tried.