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In class, one day, a girl told the teacher that a whale can swallow a man whole. The teacher said, "No it is physically impossible." The girl replied, "But don't you believe the story of Jonah and the whale?"
The teacher said, "Yes but it is phisically impossible for a whale to swallow a man!" The girl retorted, "Well, when I go to Heaven, I am going to ask Jonah if he really got swallowed by a whale!" She sat back and folded her arms. The teacher thought after a moment said, "What if Jonah went to--"He whispered and pointed downwards as he said "you-know-where?". The little girl did not hesitate and instantly responded: "Then you ask him!"
The teacher said, "Yes but it is phisically impossible for a whale to swallow a man!" The girl retorted, "Well, when I go to Heaven, I am going to ask Jonah if he really got swallowed by a whale!" She sat back and folded her arms. The teacher thought after a moment said, "What if Jonah went to--"He whispered and pointed downwards as he said "you-know-where?". The little girl did not hesitate and instantly responded: "Then you ask him!"
