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jesus and Moses are playing golf.
they arrive at hole 18, with a small lake.

Jesus: i´ll use the driver to get the ball past the lake...
moses: no way, that won´t work...
jesus: for tiger woods it always does....

jesus hits the ball and it sinks into the water.
jesus: moses, could you please divide the waters so that i can get my ball back ?
moses: well, i just told you.... but there you go...
moses divides the lake, jesus gets the ball back and tries again...

jesus: let me have another try,if tiger woods can do it, i can do it too...
jesus takes another shot and the ball sinks into the lake again...
moses is upset and refuses to help divide the waters,
so jesus walks the water, looking for the ball.

a passerby watches jesus walking on the water and asks:
who does that guy think he is, jesus ?
moses: no, tiger woods !

^_^
 
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i know,

but the sad truth is. when you´re really depressed no matter how funny the joke, it won´t work. it is like a great cloud is numbing all your senses.

I know about depresson.

today i made up my mind, to not worry anymore. because it leads to nothing ! saul was a depressed king, and i don´t want to be like saul anymore ! i was depressed enough in my life. I won´t allow it to happen. self-defence. I´ll rather argue with someone than hiding inside and getting thoughts of suicide. I am released from it. i won´t allow it to happen.

Markus
 
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