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Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Me.
Me who?
Hey, can someone please let that cat in?
I just made it up.
Who's there?
Me.
Me who?
Hey, can someone please let that cat in?
I just made it up.
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Why'd the bubble gum cross the road?
'Cuz it was stuck to the foot of the chicken!
That's my grandson's joke.
'Cuz it was stuck to the foot of the chicken!
That's my grandson's joke.
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Knock, knock!
drip,
drip,
drip!
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Hi all!
OK...
II Kings 3:16-28 tells us about King Solomon & the two harlots and their babies. Well, after the two harlots and their babies leave, two other women come in before King Solomon, dragging a rather distraught young man by his ears. The first woman says to King Solomon, "This s.o.b. married my daughter last week and now he's trying to run out on her!" The other woman says, "Oh, no! This s.o.b. married my daughter last week and now he's trying to run out on her." King Solomon looks and thinks and then says to one of his men-at-arms, "Fetch me a sword!" The man-at-arms trots out a jumbo-sized long sword. King Solomon commands to him to chop the distraught young man in half & give half to each woman. The first woman says, "Hmm...that sounds fair." The second woman says, "What, are you nuts??!! Chop a person in half??!!" King Solomon stops the man-at-arms and tells him to hand the young man over to the first woman. The completely bewildered man-at-arms says, "But, but sire, she wanted me to chop him in half!" "Yes," the king replies, "Obviously, she is the true mother-in-law!"
Be well!
ssv
OK...
II Kings 3:16-28 tells us about King Solomon & the two harlots and their babies. Well, after the two harlots and their babies leave, two other women come in before King Solomon, dragging a rather distraught young man by his ears. The first woman says to King Solomon, "This s.o.b. married my daughter last week and now he's trying to run out on her!" The other woman says, "Oh, no! This s.o.b. married my daughter last week and now he's trying to run out on her." King Solomon looks and thinks and then says to one of his men-at-arms, "Fetch me a sword!" The man-at-arms trots out a jumbo-sized long sword. King Solomon commands to him to chop the distraught young man in half & give half to each woman. The first woman says, "Hmm...that sounds fair." The second woman says, "What, are you nuts??!! Chop a person in half??!!" King Solomon stops the man-at-arms and tells him to hand the young man over to the first woman. The completely bewildered man-at-arms says, "But, but sire, she wanted me to chop him in half!" "Yes," the king replies, "Obviously, she is the true mother-in-law!"
Be well!
ssv
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You may be a redneck Scuba diver if
You are diving in your favorite dive spot and you get kicked in the head by a cow.
You are diving in your favorite dive spot and you get kicked in the head by a cow.
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BritEngbrecht
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Madonna does have a last name: Ciccone.
She also has a nick name in England where she lives: Madge
I liked your joke though. That was cute.
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I believe it is a medical fact that laughter is good medicine.
A redneck gets shot
At the police station, Bubba explained to the police officer why his cousins shot him.
"Well," Bubba began, "We wuz havin' a good time drinking, when my cousin Ray picked up his shotgun and said, 'Hey, der ya fellows wanna go hunting?'"
"And then what happened?" the officer interrupted.
"From what I remember," Bubba said, "I stood up and said, 'Sure, I'm game.'"
A redneck gets shot
At the police station, Bubba explained to the police officer why his cousins shot him.
"Well," Bubba began, "We wuz havin' a good time drinking, when my cousin Ray picked up his shotgun and said, 'Hey, der ya fellows wanna go hunting?'"
"And then what happened?" the officer interrupted.
"From what I remember," Bubba said, "I stood up and said, 'Sure, I'm game.'"
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