My grandson told me a joke the other day:
A man died & went to Heaven. When he got there, there were many clocks. He asked what the clocks were for, and an angel came over & said they were lie clocks. Everytime you tell a lie, the clock hands move. The man saw a clock that looked like it hadn't moved. "who's clock is that?" he asked. "That's Mother Teresa's, and she has never told a lie. " the angel answered. "and who's clock is that?" as he pointed to another. "That's Abraham Lincoln's, & he has only lied twice in his whole life" answered the angel. The man looked around and asked "Where's John Kerry's clock?"
"That one" the angel said "is in Jesus' office. He's using it for a ceiling fan"
A man died & went to Heaven. When he got there, there were many clocks. He asked what the clocks were for, and an angel came over & said they were lie clocks. Everytime you tell a lie, the clock hands move. The man saw a clock that looked like it hadn't moved. "who's clock is that?" he asked. "That's Mother Teresa's, and she has never told a lie. " the angel answered. "and who's clock is that?" as he pointed to another. "That's Abraham Lincoln's, & he has only lied twice in his whole life" answered the angel. The man looked around and asked "Where's John Kerry's clock?"
"That one" the angel said "is in Jesus' office. He's using it for a ceiling fan"
i like that one
