Joke of the Day...

[Miss Shelby]

Q:  What's the difference between God and a surgeon?

A:  God knows He's not a surgeon.

 

Michelle

 

[fieldmouse3]

Never heard that one before! I like it!!!!

 

[smurfy2day]

LOL! I loved that!

 

[livingforJesus-Shaun]

hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[AnnMercy2]

Sorry, I just don't get it

Anna

 

[Die Kaiserin]

I kinda get it...its funny!

 

[Miss Shelby]

Originally posted by AnnMercy2
Sorry, I just don't get it

Anna

I'm poking fun at the stereotypical notion that surgeons have big egos.  Which is a clear indication that I've been around too many of them.

 

Michelle

 

[WOTbunny]

A man walked into a bar...

OUCH!

*da dum - chhh!*

 

[SoldierOfTheLight]

umm.. i still dont really get it...

 

[KeepTheFaith15]

hahaha the man ran right smack into the bar how could he!

 

[SoldierOfTheLight]

horse walks into a bar,
bartender asks, "Why the long face?"

HA!

 

[GodBoy809]

heh....kinda funny in here.

 

[Lynn]

why do they bury eskimos on the side of the hill?
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cause they're dead!

 

[Martin]

Q: What's the difference between God and a surgeon?

A: God knows He's not a surgeon?

This reminds me of my favourite poster.......


There are two foundation facts of human enlightenment:

1. There is a God
2. You are not Him


I used to have it pinned up on the wall behind my desk at work....

 

[AnnMercy2]

Originally posted by Martin
This reminds me of my favourite poster.......


There are two foundation facts of human enlightenment:

1. There is a God
2. You are not Him


I used to have it pinned up on the wall behind my desk at work....

Where can I find that poster? I need that

 

[JagSayon]

A panda walks into a bar. After a eating, he gets up, shoots up the place, and just waltzes out. The bartender looks up the dictionary on panda - "Eats shoots and leaves."
Reader's Digest

Jag

 

[Martin]

Where can I find that poster? I need that

I wish I kenew...... It became very worn out and when I took it down it wasn't really in a fit state to put back up, so I've been looking for it in every Christian bookshop I've been in, but haven't found it since......

 

[Sharky]

we should make up our own home made foundation posters too .

 

[Toxic-Jubilee]

thats a good one