I feel like writing a story for a special occasion or not, well, a special occasion just so you know it ... for this years Frollo or joker who believes everything on the internet thats not true
Wait, Frollo, who is it? Shadow_Hunter? Soul_Collector? Wait, I know the answer ... lets see here guys, ahh, its revealed in the stories ...
MissRowy walks up draped in a Dalmatian Cloak. The Fundamentalist sees it and stops. "Who are you dressed up as?" The Fundamentalist asks. "The evilest villan in the land, Cruella DeVille" MissRowy says. "Did you not know that Disney characters are bad?" The Fundamentalist asks. "What? How?" Katteia says and she is normal clothed. "They dont believe in the likes of us Christians" The Fundamentalist replies.
Agnetha hears it and does a spell. Bill walks out of the mists and he looks like Peter Pan. Cindylynn looks like Tinkerbell. Suddenly everyone in the stories of mine is Disney Characters. "Really? Well, I have this to say" MissRowy says. "Whats that?" The Fundamentalist asks. MissRowy takes a puff of the cigarette shes holding and she blows it in The Fundamentalist's face. "You have me as an enemy" MissRowy says with that blow.
"Why?" The Fundamentalist asks and Agnetha sees hes Frollo. Boudiccas like Esmerelda and no one sees what he said. Agnetha walks up. "The Fundamentalist congratulations. You have just walked into a town of Disney characters. Make fun of their Disney Characters and your making fun of the characters" Agnetha says.
"Fine, your dressed up as Belle? She doesnt portray Christians well" The Fundamentalist replies. Everyone hears it and Kattieas dressed up as Cinderellas fairy godmother. "You wanted a wish? I deny one from you. I only grant wishes to good people" Katteia says. Agnetha sees a idea and does it fully. Cindylynn suddenly hears it and walks to The Fundamentalist.
"I dont have a frying pan but I have something better" Cindylynn replies and sprinkles fairy dust on The Fundamentalists feet. He then flies up and then upside down. "Thats for being mean to Agnetha" Cindylynn says and winks. "I am not being fun of Agnetha. Im saying Belle is not Christian" The Fundamentalist replies. "Oh, your saying Im not Christian. Go ahead MissRowy, give him it" Agnetha says.
A image of Lilfeather appears. She looks like the Queen of Hearts. "Off with your head" Lilfeather says drawing a line across her neck with two of her fingers and Agnetha shows it to The Fundamentalist. "You cant kill me" The Fundamentalist says. "Why not?" Agnetha asks. "I have been good. I just said" The Fundamentalist says. "Said what?" Agnetha asks. "Disney Characters are bad" The Fundamentalist's body language says.
Agnetha gets it and makes Radagaisus see it. "Why should I worry? Why should I care? Thats the question I want to know" Radagaisus replies and you see hes like a human version of Dodger. Agnetha shows it to The Romans and Boudicca gets it. Theodoric hears the spell and he gets it. Agnetha glares at him.
Bill walks up to Agnetha. "I want a word with this person" Bill says. "Go ahead" Katteia replies. "You think you may pick on characters from Disney like me, well you cant. What ever Agnetha says is true, please dont pick on us and we are all Christians or good people. You dont know what side of the line your foots on" Bill says and you get it. Agnetha gets it and looks at Bill. "Exactly" Agnetha says and smiles.
"Which ones Agnetha?" The Fundamentalist asks. "Belle" Katteia says. The Fundamentalist looks at me. "How do you know what you say is true?" The Fundamentalist asks. "Just a thought" Agnetha says. "And what if Shadow_Hunter was good? Then what would you do then?" The Fundamentalist asks. "Dont bring his name up" Agnetha says. "The bible says that I can if I want to" The Fundamentalist replies.
"And I said you cant" Agnetha says. "Hes the Devil in this town I guess" Katteia replies. "He is Katteia" Agnetha says. "Didnt know that. He didnt say he was the devil. He said your the Devil" The Fundamentalist says. Boudicca hears it and stops. She sees a idea and suddenly shes there. Theodoric doesnt hear it. "Slap him one good Boudicca" Agnetha replies.
Boudicca walks up to The Fundamentalist. "Frollo your spell is broken on the town. Now behave" Boudicca says. "He doesnt know who Frollo is" Agnetha says. Theodoric looks at it and suddenly his glare towards us sets a spell and The Fundamentalist sees it. Bewbs there dressed up as Robin Hood.
"Arrest him for a day for bad behaviour" Agnetha replies. "Cant. Cindylynn must put him down on the ground then I can" Bewb says. Cindylynn clicks her fingers and suddenly Bewb is arresting The Fundamentalist. "Whats this for?" The Fundamentalist asks.
"Bad behaviour. Now consider yourself nicer to Agnetha and she will let you go" Katteia says. The Disney characters fade for him. Agnetha does something to the spell and he sees who he upset. "Agnetha?" The Fundamentalist asks. "Take him away Bewb. Oh and Im Agnetha. Keep him in the cells for a day" Agnetha says. "Got it" Bewb replies and does so.
So The Fundamentalist, learnt anything new yet? That Disney characters are not what they seem and that some things on the internet is not true. You must be asleep, dreaming it away. Well, to me, if I wrote this story it must be true
You must have annoyed a whole lot of Disney characters, starting off with Peter Pan and Tinkerbell
Well, you did and next you know, you might come against Jimminey Cricket angry about it all. You must have been asleep when you think that Walt Disney was what the video said he was. Lets be honest here, Walt Disney was not the video said. Its the opposite so dont believe its actually true when its not actually true.
I dedicate this story to MissRowy and of course Bill (Psalms12) who was somewhere when The Fundamentalist was being a bit of a pain in the ass
If this story is popular MissRowy there will be more like that and who knows, The Fundamentalist might find himself running away from my characters who are a deck of cards
Thats a thought there ...
A bit more to that story ... The next day The Fundamentalist comes out. "Now behave" Bewb orders and something triggers it back to Disney. Clifford marches up and he looks like the Ace of Spades. "So, as they were saying?" Clifford asks. SteveNZ marches up looking like the King of Hearts.
"I dont know what you were mentioning to" Armachae says and he looks like the 3 of Diamonds. The Fundamentalist sees them all and runs off. Meanwhile no one else is hit by the Disney spell. "I wonder, what is chasing him?" Clifford asks. "I dont know" Armachae says. "One thing, it does look like hes being chased. I must agree with that oppinion" SteveNZ replies.