Two boys were sharing a hospital room. The Jewish boy said to the gentile boy, why are you here? He responded: I am going to get my tonsils out. The Jewish boy said: That's cool. I had mine out already and when the operation was done and I woke up I got ice cream and jello. I liked that. The gentile boy said to the Jewish boy, why are you here? He responded: Oh, my parents just recently converted to Judaism and so I am here to get circumcised since they do not trust the Rabbi to do it. The gentile boy responded: Lot's of luck with that operation. I got circumcised when I was just born and you know what? I COULD NOT WALK FOR A YEAR.
