Jesus Vs. Satan
OK this one is kinda old but here it is
Jesus and Satan were having a showdown to see who could make a
computer program the fastest. They went to the competition and
when they were told to start they race away on their keyboards
When they were down to they last part of the program there was a
power outage. God postponed the competiton untill the power came
back on.
When they started up again they began typing really fast.
After a few minutes Jesus says he's done.
Satan says, "No fair how could Jesus finish this quickly after the blackout."
And God replied," Because Jesus saves."
OK this one is kinda old but here it is
Jesus and Satan were having a showdown to see who could make a
computer program the fastest. They went to the competition and
when they were told to start they race away on their keyboards
When they were down to they last part of the program there was a
power outage. God postponed the competiton untill the power came
back on.
When they started up again they began typing really fast.
After a few minutes Jesus says he's done.
Satan says, "No fair how could Jesus finish this quickly after the blackout."
And God replied," Because Jesus saves."
