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Jesus VS. Muhammad

Jun 1, 2004
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When you think about it, the prophets of the world's 2 major religions have a LOT to do with games and consoles. Only, instead of getting to kill aliens, with one you get to go to HEAVEN where you expeience eternal bliss and with one you get to go to HELL where you get anally jammed with coathangers while listening to old Depeche Mode records. And then you get the depeche mode records shoved up your *** too. And then Satan shows up and well let's just say you're "covered."

Now, with Jesus, you cant really PLAY with him. You can however PRAY to him. And that's only a one letter reference. With Muhammad, you cant really do anything. So score one for Jesus!!

Now, what do you think is the better "controller?" The CRUCIFIX or the QUARAN! I think the Crucifix.

WAHOOOOOOO JESUS WINS! DIE ABORTION SUPPORTERS!