LOL!!! I love this joke! The first time I heard it was in a stage play of Tyler Perry's. His character, Madea, told it. I laughed so hard!!
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LOL!!! I love this joke! The first time I heard it was in a stage play of Tyler Perry's. His character, Madea, told it. I laughed so hard!!An example of "Solo Scriptura"
WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, 'You should do it because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.
The husband said, 'You are in charge of cooking around here and
you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.'
Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.'
Husband replies, 'I can't believe that, show me.'
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says 'HEBREWS'
My mom sent that to me in an email yesterday and I darn near fell out of me chair!LOL!!! I love this joke! The first time I heard it was in a stage play of Tyler Perry's. His character, Madea, told it. I laughed so hard!!
An example of "Solo Scriptura"
WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, 'You should do it because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.
The husband said, 'You are in charge of cooking around here and
you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.'
Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.'
Husband replies, 'I can't believe that, show me.'
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says 'HEBREWS'
This was posted on my Profile Board earlierAn example of "Solo Scriptura"
WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, 'You should do it because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.
The husband said, 'You are in charge of cooking around here and
you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.'
Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.'
Husband replies, 'I can't believe that, show me.'
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says 'HEBREWS'
(a)I will worship toward thy holy temple, and praise thy name for thy lovingkindness and for thy truth: (why? b) for thou hast magnified thy word above all thy name.
Tell us what exactly are the "oral traditions" and tell us where these "oral traditions" are, then tell us how you know positively, infallibly that they are Apostolic in origin.
Not all the Traditions of the Church were revealed by the early Apostles. The Church has throughout its history produced people who were equal to the Apostles and just as capable of speaking and teaching by the power of the Holy Spirit.
It is written:The Holy Spirit never left the Church.
It may be a 'tradition' but if you can't prove it Scripturally then why buy into it?Which of the Apostles handed down the precise terminology used to describe the Trinity for example? None of them. They probably had no idea about the subtle differences that would develop with the words "hypostasis" and "Ousia". Yet that is a tradition the vast majority of Protestants recognize as being divine teaching too.
The faith isn't some dead thing that we need to do historical reasearch to find out about. The Holy Spirit is here now like He was with St Paul and St Peter!
Amen!There is only One God and He spoke in One Book. All other supposed revelations from God are not at all from Him. Unfortunately all these other world religions like Koran, Book of Mormon, Joseph Smith, Jehovas witnesses, are all fabrications of both men and demons. God spoke and he has spoken in one Book and that is our Bible.
It may be a 'tradition' but if you can't prove it Scripturally then why buy into it?
He shall give you another Comforter, that he may abide with you for ever.
*snip*
Re: trying to prove it with Scripture. I agree that you can't form an airtight argument for every nuance of the formulation. You can see that it is consistant with what the Bible teaches though and is an excellent explanation of what the Bible points too.
He shall give you another Comforter, that he may abide with you for ever.
True. The Muslims however believe Muhammad is that "comforter".
So did Saul/Paul, whom they view as a "false Apostle".....guess my bro Paul was too much competition for MuhammadYep, but Mani beat him to that by a few centuries. He said he was the promised comfortor and millions of Manicheans believed him.
Interesting.He was the founder of Manicheanism (lived 216–276 AD) a gnostic religion that fused together all the religious traditions he had came in contact with but most especially Christianity and Zoroastrianism. He said he was the comfortor promised by the Bible. The religion spread like wild fire all the way to China and Rome.
I believe the Word of God is living and breathing, and right from God's own mouth. I believe it is God-breathed.
I believe that just as He said "Let there be Light", His Words, he breathed into His messengers, will do as He bids it, and accomplish that which He sends it to do.
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