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Is Kermit the Frog a sinner?

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rhyddid_rose

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Of course frogs are sinners! Anything that lays about eating flies and making annoying croaking noises and have green slimy skin and hops around must be evil, I tells ya......



EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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How do you know whether or not Kermit has been baptized? :) Miss Piggy too, for that matter. I think Miss Piggy may have socked Kermit into the baptismal basin a couple of times. :D

No no, see, frog puppets are born without original sin. They therefore don't have to be baptized!
 
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What about Oscar the grouch?

This question had me really thinking. But now its clear to me that Oscar the grouch embraces one of the 7 deadly sins, the sin of wrath. Cookie Monster embraces the sin of gluttony.

I was suprised to find that Bert and Ernie are popular theological authors. Here is a sample of what they have written:

The Muppet-Driven Life.

Bert and Ernie's Very Basic Short ABC Picture Guide to the Scriptures (Abridged).

Wooden you Know: Picking Ms. Piggy's Brains.

Modalism, Apollonarianism, or Eutychianism: What is Elmo Really Laughing About?

The Large Yellow Walking Fellow: Is Big Bird saved?
 
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I would be really sad if kermie was condemed to hell. He never did anybody wrong :\

Animals are sinless I believe.. Thats why the jews sacrificed goats..

They only sacrificed goats because they didn't have muppets back then...
 
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