IRREFUTABLE evidence that evolution is wrong

kenthovindisgreat · Nov 17, 2007

So, this is a brief summary of the theory of evolution

In the beginning there was nothing. then, there was this giant explosion. out of this explosion came stars and planets. then there was some goo. then this goo turned into fish, then to reptiles, then the mammals, then to people. This is what the theory of evolution says, and amazingly, makes absolutely no sense. if the universe cannot come from nothing, then the entire theory is wrong. therefore, creationism is the only acceptable answer.

you've been owned

GentleChristianMommy · Nov 17, 2007

kenthovindisgreat said:
So, this is a brief summary of the theory of evolution

In the beginning there was nothing. then, there was this giant explosion. out of this explosion came stars and planets. then there was some goo. then this goo turned into fish, then to reptiles, then the mammals, then to people. This is what the theory of evolution says, and amazingly, makes absolutely no sense. if the universe cannot come from nothing, then the entire theory is wrong. therefore, creationism is the only acceptable answer.

you've been owned

You are very, very, wrong. Why not stop setting up strawmen and start refuting the theory of evolution the way you need to, with the bible.

notto · Nov 17, 2007

Poe ^2

Deadbolt · Nov 17, 2007

This is just getting pathetic. WHERE have I seen this before? I WONDER?

Nitron · Nov 17, 2007

This is getting really sad.

TheOutsider · Nov 17, 2007

I'm not only calling Poe, I'm going to guess that this is gamespotter10. Keep working on your game, kid.

Nitron · Nov 17, 2007

TheOutsider said:
I'm not only calling Poe, I'm going to guess that this is gamespotter10. Keep working on your game, kid.

Actually, wouldn't surprise me. Their typing is really similar.

kenthovindisgreat · Nov 17, 2007

TheOutsider said:
I'm not only calling Poe, I'm going to guess that this is gamespotter10. Keep working on your game, kid.

LMAO, how'd you know?

gamespotter10 · Nov 17, 2007

TheOutsider said:
I'm not only calling Poe, I'm going to guess that this is gamespotter10. Keep working on your game, kid.

how'd you know? ROFL

TheOutsider · Nov 17, 2007

kenthovindisgreat said:
LMAO, how'd you know?

I'm perceptive like that. I think it was the "owned" at the end that gave it away.

gamespotter10 · Nov 17, 2007

TheOutsider said:
I'm perceptive like that. I think it was the "owned" at the end that gave it away.

LOL

Bombila · Nov 17, 2007

I am old and cranky enough to find it annoying. Interesting discussions drop off the front page because of multiple frivolous thread starts. It's the infernal beer you young pups drink, I'm sure.

Firefly2002 · Nov 17, 2007

kenthovindisgreat said:
So, this is a brief summary of the theory of evolution

In the beginning there was nothing. then, there was this giant explosion. out of this explosion came stars and planets. then there was some goo. then this goo turned into fish, then to reptiles, then the mammals, then to people. This is what the theory of evolution says, and amazingly, makes absolutely no sense. if the universe cannot come from nothing, then the entire theory is wrong. therefore, creationism is the only acceptable answer.

you've been owned

Actually, the only irrefutable evidence here is your post, serving as evidence that you're a moron.

What you've just talked about isn't even related to evolution. Evolution has to do with change once things get here, it has nothing to do with the origin of life or the origin of the universe (the big bang is not evolution).

If something can't come from nothing, neither can God. Your Bible contradicts itself hundreds of times.

Nothing you've said dents evolutionary theory, nor could it, since the you know absolutely nothing about it.

I also love the rule of excluded middle.. it's not A. therefore it must be B. (though your "it's not A. is flat out wrong).

Evolution is a fact.

You've just been... I don't know, informed?

Gracchus · Nov 17, 2007

Bombila said:
I am old and cranky enough to find it annoying. Interesting discussions drop off the front page because of multiple frivolous thread starts. It's the infernal beer you young pups drink, I'm sure.

I'm probably older and crankier than you are, but I agree.

Firefly2002 said:
Actually, the only irrefutable evidence here is your post, serving as evidence that you're a moron.

The OP was a Poe by a troll, but that doesn't mean you aren't right about him being a moron.

Vene · Nov 17, 2007

Bombila said:
I am old and cranky enough to find it annoying. Interesting discussions drop off the front page because of multiple frivolous thread starts. It's the infernal beer you young pups drink, I'm sure.

Agreed. And I'm one of the younger ones here.

BrainHertz · Nov 17, 2007

kenthovindisgreat said:
So, this is a brief summary of the theory of evolution

In the beginning there was nothing. then, there was this giant explosion. out of this explosion came stars and planets. then there was some goo. then this goo turned into fish, then to reptiles, then the mammals, then to people. This is what the theory of evolution says, and amazingly, makes absolutely no sense. if the universe cannot come from nothing, then the entire theory is wrong. therefore, creationism is the only acceptable answer.

you've been owned

Oh my g**. He's using the Chewbacca defense.

mrpiddly · Nov 17, 2007

kenthovindisgreat said:
if the universe cannot come from nothing, then the entire theory is wrong. therefore, creationism is the only acceptable answer.

2 branes collided to create the big bang, solving the myth that the universe came from nothing. How does your 4th grade scientific knowledge stand against a theory that is being researched by thousands of scientists and computers worldwide?

Please include the following image in your post using the edit button:

Pete Harcoff · Nov 17, 2007

Bombila said:
It's the infernal beer you young pups drink, I'm sure.

American beer? Pfft, not likely.

MasterK · Nov 17, 2007

BrainHertz said:
Oh my g**. He's using the Chewbacca defense.

If Chewbacca doesn't make sense, you must acquit.

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