A lady came into the drug store and said to the pharmist "I need to buy some sianid so I can kill my husband." The pharmist replied "I can't sell you any sianid to kill your husband." The lady left and came back the next day with a picture that she handed the pharmist. It was a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmist wife. The pharmist then replied, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
