I'm writing a riddle book

[Alternate Carpark]

This is my first attempt at writing a riddle book.
Criticisms/advice/comments much appreciated.

It will go something like this:
Q: What's worse than being bitten by a dog ?
A: Being bitten by two dogs.

Q: What's worse than being bitten by two dogs ?
A: Being bitten by three dogs.

Q: What's worse than being bitten by three dogs ?
A: Being bitten by four dogs.

Q: What's worse than being bitten by four dogs ?
A: Being bitten by five dogs.

Q: What's worse than being bitten by five dogs ?
A: Being bitten by six dogs.

And so on and so on......
I figure I should go up to about 1000 dogs otherwise the book may become monotonous and it would stop being funny. What say you ?

 

[onlyzc]

I've got a good riddle:
-There once was a dog from Nantucket...
Stop me if you've heard this one before...

And I say 200 dogs!

 

[Alternate Carpark]

LOL Isn't that a limmerick ?
200 ey, that's a big drop.
I may have to use a larger font.

 

[onlyzc]

Use 20pt, Gothic font, and switch it up a little. Like:

Prose/little girls style-Q:I bet you don't now whats worse than being being
bitten by six dogs.
A: Yeah huh, seven dogs, so there!

Yoda style-Q: Worse than being bitten by seven dogs, what is?
A: Eight dogs, the awnser must be.

Etc...

 

[Alternate Carpark]

And I suppose I could put in some drawings of some dogs...um ...biting

 

[onlyzc]

Yeah! But one page it's on someone's arm, and on the next it's on their leg.

 

[Alternate Carpark]

How about a picture of a restaurant scenario with dogs as patrons, sitting in chairs with napkins on, biting people who are laid on the tables.

 

[onlyzc]

Sweet.
You could have the patron make a joke thats like your riddle.

 

[Alternate Carpark]

Yeah, I'm thinking English upper class types.
Dog 1: " I say, Enid, what would be ghastlier than being bitten by two dogs? "
Dog 2: " Three dogs Humphrey, three dogs "
Dog 1: " Quite so Enid, quite so. "