If I were in charge

[LaSorcia]

New game! Start your statement with "If I were in charge," and finish it with something you would do, outlaw, have dreamed of or something simply outlandish.

Read the post above yours, and state agree or disagree, then post your own.

I'll go first, since I, um, started the thread.

If I were in charge, liver and onions would be outlawed.

 

[KevinC1129]

I agree

If I were in charge, that annoying red banner (popup) would be removed.

 

[brinny]

I agree

If I were in charge, that annoying red banner (popup) would be removed.

I SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO agree!

If i were in charge, all abortions would be banned.

 

[BNR32FAN]

If I were in charge all cats would be ILLEGAL!! THEYRE EVIL!! Have you ever tried to baptize one of those things?!! GEEZ

 

[BNR32FAN]

Very much agree, brinny!

Seriously! C'mon! That's the BEST!!

If I were in charge, we'd have summer year round here in Canada.

Ughh I live in Texas it’s 105 degrees in the summer

 

[brinny]

ok, i agree that THAT is just tooooooo hot

If i were in charge, i'd run off Big Pharma.

 

[Chesterton]

I can't agree with criminalizing felininity.

I don't necessarily agree with theocracy, but if I were in charge, during Lent it would be a felony to grill meat outdoors where I can smell it. And it would be a misdemeanor even to tell me how great your barbecued ribs turned out.

 

[BNR32FAN]

Very much agree, brinny!

Seriously! C'mon! That's the BEST!!

If I were in charge, we'd have summer year round here in Canada.

How about instead you could just make it 72 degree year round? Would that be ok?

 

[BNR32FAN]

If I were in charge tacos would grow on all trees

 

[St. Helens]

I agree

If I were in charge, black olives would be banned. Those things are nasty.

 

[LaSorcia]

I disagree. They never hurt anyone in their little olive lives.

If I were in charge kids would get to play video games at recess.

 

[BNR32FAN]

I don’t think I’m playing the game correctly

 

[BNR32FAN]

I disagree. They never hurt anyone in their little olive lives.

If I were in charge kids would get to play video games at recess.

Yes but only pong should be allowed

If I were in charge snails wouldn’t leave a trail of slime behind them and bear fur would taste like cotton candy.

 

[Job3315]

Yes but only pong should be allowed

If I were in charge snails wouldn’t leave a trail of slime behind them and bear fur would taste like cotton candy.

Lol, funny. Agree with the snail one, but I wouldn't taste bear fur even if it tastes like cotton candy > . <

If I were in charge, cold coffee would be illegal.

 

[St. Helens]

Agree

If I were in charge I would ban spiders in houses- Nasty things!

 

[LaSorcia]

Totally agree.

If I were in charge, I'd wipe roaches off the face of the earth.

 

[BNR32FAN]

Totally agree.

If I were in charge, I'd wipe roaches off the face of the earth.

Yup hate those nasty buggers

If I were in charge all vehicles would be required by law to have no less than 17 rainbows and unicorns all over them.

 

[Inkfingers]

I agree

If I were in charge, that annoying red banner (popup) would be removed.

Today you have won the internetz.

 

[Inkfingers]

In Inkworld, people who play loud music on sunny days would be beaten with wet towels.

 

[St. Helens]

Yup hate those nasty buggers

If I were in charge all vehicles would be required by law to have no less than 17 rainbows and unicorns all over them.

Disagree

If I were in charge, I would ban mice.