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If God made a video game, what would it be? Find out inside ;)

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KATAMARI DAMACY: If God were to make a video game, this would be it

The premise is so simple but so cute at the same time. The Creator of the universe, in some unknown event, knocked all the stars out of the sky. It’s up to you, little prince (though I would like to believe that the creators of Katamari Damacy knowingly gave kudos to the writer of “Le Petit Prince” by making his habitation a “walkable-in-a-minutes” ball resembling a planet) to fill man’s night sky with beauty once again.
Now why would the Creator have you, little prince, do what He could easily do in one perfect syllable?
And that’s the first lesson. The Creator asked you because you are His and He wants you to feel responsibility for something important (making the night sky beautiful again), and also because He wants you to share in the beauty of creation.
Now Katamari Damacy is beautiful at its essential core, filling the night sky with stars again, but it is so humorous and is the epitome of “don’t take yourself TOO seriously” that its humorous elements have to be magnified.
The objects all make either attention grabbing or humorous noises upon roll-up, and the colors the game uses are both easy on the eyes and fun. As you go through the world that the creators of Katamari Damacy have envisioned for us, you feel a part of it, but you always know that it’s not the real world due to its utter simplicity (all characters maintain a blockiness and sway from side to side like those old weeble wobble toys that gave us the memorable saying “it weebles and it wobbles but it don’t fall down”).
It is the instant gratification that Katamari Damacy gives that makes it such a joy to play.
And not just that, but it is so simple to get into that anyone can pick it up and play in no more than 5 minutes. After just 5 minutes you too will be rolling up objects to fill the night sky with beauty, and you too will share in the responsibility of our cute little prince.
There is so much more that could be said about Katamari Damacy but I think I’ll leave it at this. If God were to make a video game, it would be Katamari Damacy. It presents important life lessons in a package that is cute, sweet, and endearing all at the same time. It is like the perfect alphabet soup, leaving you feeling warm inside and letting you see how the different elements add up. And there’s never the same word twice.
Despite its only shortcoming, that it is a rather short game, it’s still only $20 brand new, and you can’t deny the fact that it doesn’t get more wholesome than this.
And if you pay attention, who knows… You might actually learn something.
As a final thought I wonder what the creators would say were I to pose the question “Are you religious?” I imagine they would, in Katamari Damacy fashion, playfully walk around the question and put me on the spot, giving me an unequivocal and poignant “YES” wrapped up in a question: “Did the Creator of the Universe NEED his little prince to fill the night sky, or did he just want the little prince to learn about responsibility and pride while having a really great time doing it?”
 

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there is a (i think to be) christian video game for the old 8-bit nintendo called "Sprirtual Warfare". it's like Zelda except you throw fruit at enemies to make them pray instead of killing them and at the end of each level you're asked a Bible question.
 
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Mongoose said:
If God had the mind to make Katamari Damaci, our world would be by far more bizarre than it is now.

Well, all the bizarre stuff happens at the Quantum Level which is okay because only God knows what's going on at the level of elementary particles anyhow.

And "String Theory"? The universe as some kind of cosmic symphony?
Well, it's certainly poetic but bizarre nonetheless.
 
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God has already MADE a video game. It's called Star Wars-Galactic Battlegrounds, and it's so close to perfect, only a Deity of some sort could be responsible.

Scribbler, Gungan-smasher.
 
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treasurewords said:
Well, all the bizarre stuff happens at the Quantum Level which is okay because only God knows what's going on at the level of elementary particles anyhow.

And "String Theory"? The universe as some kind of cosmic symphony?
Well, it's certainly poetic but bizarre nonetheless.

Actually, I was joking. The concept of "bizarre" as a way of objectively describing something is nonsensical--someting can only be relatively bizarre. So no matter how God would create the world, if it was the only world we knew, we could not possibily view it as being bizarre. If String Theory is true, then it doesn't mean our world is bizarre--it just means that it's different than we thought it would be. And the more we understand it, the less bizarre it becomes.

Nonetheless, Katamari Damaci is relatively bizarre compared to other video games. :D

Still a good game though.

Wasn't there a game where you could be God?

Well, there was Actraiser (I think it was called) and its sequel for the SNES. But that game had a very different vision of what God is from the Christian vision.
 
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Alright, check this. The rapture has past, the 7 years of the tribulation has already waged on this earth. After Amegoddon (bad speller), Jesus Christ established His Kingdom on earth for 1,000 years. The mallennia has just come to a close and the doors to the abyss has been opened. Out flies Satan and his demons to wreck havok on earth once more with never seen before rage. God the Father commissions Michael to track down satan and banish him to hell once and for all.

The majority of the game would be played in the spirit realm and the occational appearanceto humanity. Michael would be the playable character. The player would have angel at their disposal and is charged with general commands from God and tracking satan. It would be both a fps and an action game. This game would need a big budget and major immagination (and of course talent).

God would love to play that. Hunting and beating down the author of evil would be entertaining to God.
 
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If God made a video game it would have to have one of the biggies in it:

Elijah- fighting sin with miracle power
Samson- fighting with superhuman strength
Moses- the plagues of doom and the sequel would be the forty yrs of desert
Micheal- archangel fighting back the evil
the apostles- choose which character's role you'll play to spread the gospel
the 12 tribes of Israel- aliyah around the world
the last days- fighting evil as the world shakes to pieces around you

and of course
Jesus-King of Kings and the sequel The triumphant conquerer
 
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