If CFers Were Neighbors...

Somber · Sep 18, 2018

If CFers were neighbors...what sort of neighbor do you think you'd be?

You can also share how you'd imagine others here would be as your neighbors, though let's keep it friendly and in good humor.

@Toro got me thinking about this in the "What's on your mind?" thread.

ImAllLikeOkWaitWat · Sep 18, 2018

I'd be the neighbor that quickly walks into his house never saying a word to anyone lol.

TuxAme · Sep 18, 2018

I'd be the neighbor that starts cutting his grass the second he sees someone else start to mow their lawn.

Toro · Sep 18, 2018

I'd be the neighbor that knocks on all the CFers doors that can cook saying.... "Can I borrow a cup.....le tacos?"

Not David · Sep 18, 2018

The neighbor who gets involved in every conversation.

Somber · Sep 18, 2018

ImAllLikeOkWaitWat said:
I'd be the neighbor that quickly walks into his house never saying a word to anyone lol.

I'd hope you'd say "hi" sometimes!

TuxAme said:
I'd be the neighbor that starts cutting his grass the second he sees someone else start to mow their lawn.

That's funny!

Toro said:
I'd be the neighbor that knocks on all the CFers doors that can cook saying.... "Can I borrow a cup.....le tacos?"

I'd have to remember to stock up on tacos.

David Cabrera said:
The neighbor who gets involved in every conversation.

haha, that's great!

Rigatoni · Sep 18, 2018

I'd be the neighbor yelling at youngins to get off his lawn, and would chase those who refused with his stun gun cane.

Somber · Sep 18, 2018

I'd be that one strange eccentric neighbor that you'd probably start avoiding after seeing them outside at random and strange hours of the day or night talking to flowers, cats, spiders and toads or other critters, or at other times seemingly laughing hysterically for no conceivable reason, or muttering unintelligible gibberish under her breath as she stares a long time at a tree or other random things. Smiling too much as you walk by, or scribbling crazily on a paper, or wild eyedly looking through an old book on the porch, with witch-looking frizzy long hair.
I have been described as maniacal before.

Somber · Sep 18, 2018

Anthony7 said:
I'd be the neighbor yelling at youngins to get off his lawn, and would chase those who refused with his stun gun cane.

hahaha!!! I'd love to see that!!!!

Toro · Sep 18, 2018

Anthony7 said:
I'd be the neighbor yelling at youngins to get off his lawn, and would chase those who refused with his stun gun cane.

I think you meant to say.... youd be the neighbor that fixed all the plumbing and went on castle raids.... I'd just hate to have you as a downstairs neighbor.... listening to music too loud... you'd be bashing your head on my floor hoping a leaf, flower, star or mushroom would fall out....

Rigatoni · Sep 18, 2018

Toro said:
I think you meant to say.... youd be the neighbor that fixed all the plumbing and went on castle raids.... I'd just hate to have you as a downstairs neighbor.... listening to music too loud... you'd be bashing your head on my floor hoping a leaf, flower, star or mushroom would fall out....

I'd also be the neighbor constantly cooking Italian or Cajun dishes. If a leaf, flower or mushroom fell out, I would use it as seasoning.

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Saucy · Sep 18, 2018

I'd be the neighbor that hosts get-togethers and parties, throw summer BBQs, swimming parties, have bonfires in the backyard. I'd have all the crazy synchronized Christmas lights and spookiest Halloween decorations. Lots of fun!

mojoboy31 · Sep 19, 2018

I'd be the neighbor who always watches movies too loud with the surround sound, but always invites everyone to watch the movie and enjoy homemade snacks as if that justifies the noise.

I'd be the neighbor who always cooks enough to feed an army and constantly invites people to help eat all the food I made.

Petros2015 · Sep 19, 2018

I'd be that neighbor who is rarely home and his lawn often needs mowed. But I'd like to make friends and have company.

S.O.J.I.A. · Sep 19, 2018

i'd probably never see any of you.

Travelers.Soul · Sep 19, 2018

I would probably be the neighbor who is quiet for the most part but who you occasionally go to drink coffee with and talk about life with or watch stupid movies and laugh with.

Multifavs · Sep 19, 2018

Awesome thread.

I'd be the neighbor who wants to be kind and help her fellow neighbors but is also very shy and quiet, as well as artistic.

kittysbecute · Sep 19, 2018

I’d be inside and only come out when it rains, or when no one else is outside.
90% of the time I wouldn’t answer the phone or door bell.
If I did happen to be spotted i would smile and wave and greet neighbors then go back inside.
Occasionally, I’d host a small party where we could play games and board games and eat food.

MehGuy · Sep 19, 2018

Wayholka said:
I'm the wolf that craps on your lawn.

Is this a common thing in neighborhoods? Lol..

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