I wish someone would invent...

[lucypevensie]

This a sister thread to the silly inventions thread. What are some things that you wish someone really would invent?

Car that can fly (past all those traffic jams)

a machine that you place on your head and it washes, dries and styles your hair while you read a book

a SILENT vaccuum cleaner that weighs only 1 pound

 

[Sharky]

New improved cookie maker!

 

[JagSayon]

Originally posted by lucypevensie
Car that can fly (past all those traffic jams)

Won't we have aerial traffic jams too? Then we're going to make flying roads or markers. But the upside is no more skidding on a raining or snowing day.

Electric Field ATMs. So those criminals can't cart off that mahine without getting a nice shock

Jag

 

 

[ZiSunka]

Transporter, then we wouldn't have any traffic jams at all, flying or otherwise!

The hair-styling thing sounds good, lucy!

I'd like the self-balancing checkbook. It'd keep track of itself and constantly check with the bank to make sure everything is okay.

 

[Sharky]

a robotic referee in soccor who flies up in mid air. YEAH!!!

 

[Patty]

Free everything. No more money!!

 

[ZiSunka]

self-cleaning bathroom!

 

[Blynn]

Chocolate with no calories that tastes like real chocolate.

 

[ZiSunka]

Calorie-free whipped cream!!!

 

[fieldmouse3]

Fat free, healthy EVERYTHING!

 

[Blynn]

A car that automatically fills it self up with gas when empty.

 

[Patty]

a self-cleaning hankie

 

[altya]

I AM IN DESPERATE NEED OF...
. . . somebody who can invent a cook stove that connects to your computer.
It must have flags that pop up and say things like:
- Add More Water To Your Pan
- Your Pan Is Ready To Boil Over
- Your Pork Chops Are Burning. Do you want this?
Click on Yes or No
- It Is Now Time To Add The (seasoning, mix, etc) To The (Whatever you're cooking) - Do you want this?
Click on Yes or No
- Please Stir The Pudding - Do you want this?
Click on Yes or No
- Caution! Caution! Your Kitchen Curtains Are On Fire! Do You Want This?
Please Click On Yes Or No, etc.

My computer and my stove don't seem to interact for some reason. I think to myself, "Surely the food won't burn until I finish just this one email" and guess what. By the time I finish e-mailing and get out to the stove, it's already turned brown and is sticking to the non-stick skillet.

I am so tired of 'burn offerings'

If you're an inventor, please help me!

 

[lucypevensie]

a suit that you zip into and it gives you a total body workout while you sit and post messages at Christianforums.com

 

[AnnMercy2]

Originally posted by lucypevensie
a suit that you zip into and it gives you a total body workout while you sit and post messages at Christianforums.com

Alright, now that I could go for.

I wish someone would invent a way to have my nails permently done (nice, long, and perty at all times) so I could quit spending 25 dollars twice a month to get them done.

 

[ZiSunka]

An attachment for your computer that allows you to hear the tone of voice of posts on this forum.

You know, is the poster laughing at you or with you when they post ?

 

[altya]

a portable parking space

 

[Gerry]

Originally posted by Sharky
New improved cookie maker!

Sharky, how can something be improved if it is new. So what is it, NEW or IMPROVED?

 

[altya]

Automatic mood monitor

 

[Gerry]

Originally posted by altya
Automatic mood monitor

We have that. It is called a woman.