I Need a Good Laugh

[Sunnie Rose]

All right buddies... I have had a very trying and testing weekend, I really need to give some blessings and I could really use a good laugh.....

10 blessings to everyone that makes me laugh....

Remember I am on dial up.. will take me time to catch up!

Game over.......

 

[brendansmommy]

I have a great site for you!! Check out this funny picture .....

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/cattrim2.html

also, there are some funny flash films to check out ..... at top of page, underneath the RL, there's FLASH.....click on that....go down just a bit and you will see a flower...there is a flower song. (I have dial-up too...so it might take a few minutes to load up fully, but it's cute!)

 

[brendansmommy]

hmmm... .slow night...I'm sure someone else would have posted something else by now...oh well....gotta go. must sleep..........ZZZZZZ

 

[Harpuia]

I'm doing a coin flip on this. It'll either make you laugh or will offend ya.

Reviews on Left Behind and Tribulation Force:

http://www.iidb.org/vbb/showthread.php?p=1588467#post1588467

http://www.iidb.org/vbb/showthread.php?p=1639215#post1639215

 

[MusicalProgrammer]

Unfortunately, I rely too heavily on RF to be funny these days...

All I can offer is , Sunnie.

 

[RedTulipMom]

why do men think they don't need directions when they can't even find their own clean socks?

 

[RedTulipMom]

If they can send a MAN to the moon why can't they send them all?

 

[RedTulipMom]

Men! they sweep you off your feet, then try to hand you a broom!

 

[ub4me]

this is a story I posted about myself in another thread,in case you didn't read it, it is sure to make you laugh...
I hope it lifts your spirits!!!!!
Okay here goes, I could list several. My brothers call me lucy(Lucille Ball) because the kind of things that happen to me, are only those things that could happen to Lucy!!!!


One day me and my family were at a restraunt, we had been seated, but I needed to go to the restroom before I ordered. I was walking out to go back to the table, when a gentleman tapped me on the shoulder and politely replied "Miss you have a friend following you" I turned around, and to my horror, a whole roll of toilet paper was
unrolling behind me like red carpet. It seems as if it got caught in my pants as I was pulling them up, and the door I cameout of, instead of one that would close quickly and cut it off, it was a nice slow springloaded door!!!
I ran to the car, and wouldn't go back in to eat, too much snickering, and I was embarrased enough!!!

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[MsSnow]

*stands on her head and eats a peanut and jelly sandwich whilst singing "I'm looking over a four leaf clover*

 

[RedTulipMom]

http://d93.k12.id.us/~tech/smile.html

 

[The Princess Bride]

Poem for computer users! - <> -



A computer was something on TV
From a science-fiction show of note
A window was something you hated to clean
And ram was the cousin of a goat.

Meg was the name of my girlfriend
And gig was a job for the nights
Now they all mean different things
And that really mega bytes.

An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano.

Memory was something you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3 inch floppy
You hoped nobody found out.

Compress was what you did to the garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for awhile.

Log on was adding wood to the fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And backup happened to your commode.

Cut you did with a scissors
And paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu.

There's still wisdom in pad and paper
And memories remaining in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens, they wish they were dead.

 

[McDLT]

I got this from my hubby in an e-mail and found it funny:

Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer.

They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering.



Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for

two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job."

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

They moused.

They faxed.

They e-mailed.

They e-mailed with attachments.

They downloaded.

They did spreadsheets.

They wrote reports.

They created labels and cards.

They created charts and graphs.

They did some genealogy reports.

They did every job known to man.

Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan

as faster than hell.

Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky,

thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off.

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld.

Jesus just sighed.

Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers.

Satan started searching frantically, screaming: "It's gone! It's all GONE! "I lost everything

when the power went out!"

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.

Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair!

He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?"

God just shrugged and said, "Jesus Saves."

 

[suzybeezy]

This has to be good for a laugh!

Click on the image below to enlarge

 

[MickyK]

here's a good joke.....

Three men were on a plane together...

The first man went up to the pilot and said, "Can I throw a sack of potatoes out the window? I've always wanted to throw a sack a potatoes out the window!" So, the pilot says ok.

The second guy went up to the pilot and asked, "Can I throw a bag of rice out the window? I've always wanted to throw a bag of rice out the window!" So, the pilot says yes.

The third guy goes up to the pilot and asks, "Can I throw a bomb out the window? I've always wanted to throw a bomb out the window!" So, the pilot says yes.

Now, the plane has landed and the three men are walking down the street together.
They come up to this boy balling and the first guy asks, "What's the matter?" The boy cries, "My mommy just got squished by a sack of potatoes and they killed her!!!" So, the first man stays behind to comfert him.

The second and third guys are still walking down the street and they come up to a girl that is in complete shock and almost can't talk. The second guy asks, "What's the matter little girl?" She says slowly, "A-A..my..dog..just...got..hit..by..a..bag...of..rice...!" So, the second man stays behind to comfert her.

Now, the third guys walking down the road by himself and he see's a kid just totally, all out, cracking up! The third guy walks up to him and asks, "Well kid, what in the world is so funny??"

The kid, trying to stop laughing so he can speak says, "My Daddy farted and the house blew up!!!!!"

 

[Sunnie Rose]

Thanks so so much for all the grins, smiles and chuckles!! Just wanted to let you know it's helped so so much.. and today is a much better day!

This seems to be a slow thread.. so If it doesn't offend anyone... I'll call this game over.... and send ya over to 20 blessings for your vote thread!

If it does turn ya'll off... I'll keep it as is.

Thanks,
Sunnie

 

[Sunnie Rose]

Game OVer..... Thanks for the grins guys!

Ya'll are the best!

 

[MusicalProgrammer]

Glad you're feeling better Sunnie!

 

[puppy14]

OK! There was a very fat dog walking in the forest! And as it entered the forest the dog saw a pile of dog poop! The dog then started thinking, should he step on it or take a bite! And then th final decision was made!................ Guess what it was! The dog decided to give it a try! So he ate it!