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Someone sent me this and I thought it was kinda funny...made me smile:
Subject: Hymms Of Life
> Date: Sun, 5 Aug 2007 19:58:23 -0500
>
> When you go to Church next weekend, be sure to smile as you go through your Hymnals! Do you know your hymns?
>
> Dentist's Hymn..................Crown Him with Many Crowns
> Weatherman's Hymn.....There Shall Be Showers of Blessings
> Contractor's Hymn..............The Church's One Foundation
> The Tailor's Hymn.....................Holy, Holy,Holy
> The Golfer's Hymn...........There's a Green Hill Far Away
> The Politician's Hymn...............Standing on the Promises
> Optometrist's Hymn..........Open My Eyes That I Might See
> The IRS Agent's Hymn.................I Surrender All
> The Gossip's Hymn.....................Pass It On
> The Electrician's Hymn.................Send The Light
> The Shopper's Hymn...................Sweet Bye and Bye
> The Realtor's Hymn. . . . I've Got a Mansion Just over the Hilltop
> The Massage Therapists Hymn . . . .....He Touched Me
> The Doctor's Hymn......................The Great Physician
>
> AND for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns:
> 45mph....................God Will Take Care of You
> 65mph...................Nearer My God To Thee
> 85mph....................This World Is Not My Home
> 95mph....................Lord, I'm Coming Home
> 100mph................Precious Memories
walkin2e
Subject: Hymms Of Life
> Date: Sun, 5 Aug 2007 19:58:23 -0500
>
> When you go to Church next weekend, be sure to smile as you go through your Hymnals! Do you know your hymns?
>
> Dentist's Hymn..................Crown Him with Many Crowns
> Weatherman's Hymn.....There Shall Be Showers of Blessings
> Contractor's Hymn..............The Church's One Foundation
> The Tailor's Hymn.....................Holy, Holy,Holy
> The Golfer's Hymn...........There's a Green Hill Far Away
> The Politician's Hymn...............Standing on the Promises
> Optometrist's Hymn..........Open My Eyes That I Might See
> The IRS Agent's Hymn.................I Surrender All
> The Gossip's Hymn.....................Pass It On
> The Electrician's Hymn.................Send The Light
> The Shopper's Hymn...................Sweet Bye and Bye
> The Realtor's Hymn. . . . I've Got a Mansion Just over the Hilltop
> The Massage Therapists Hymn . . . .....He Touched Me
> The Doctor's Hymn......................The Great Physician
>
> AND for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns:
> 45mph....................God Will Take Care of You
> 65mph...................Nearer My God To Thee
> 85mph....................This World Is Not My Home
> 95mph....................Lord, I'm Coming Home
> 100mph................Precious Memories
walkin2e
