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Hi! I just thought maybe we should have an entire humor thread( if there isn't one already) where we can post jokes, funny lists, and the like so I'll be the first to start off:
Q: How can you make God laugh?
A: Tell Him your plans for the future.
Q: Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A: Noah - he was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Q: Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A: Pharaoh's daughter - she went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
Q: What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?
A: Ruth-less.
Q: Who was the first drug addict in the Bible?
A: Nebuchadnezzar - he was on grass for seven years.
Q: What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A: Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.
A: David's Triumph was heard throughout the land.
A: Honda... because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Q: Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A: Samson - he brought the house down.
Q: What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
A: Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Q: How do we know that Job went to a chiropractor?
A: Because Job 16:12a says, "I was at ease, but He has shattered me; He also has taken me by my neck, and shaken me to pieces"
Q: How can you make God laugh?
A: Tell Him your plans for the future.
Q: Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A: Noah - he was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Q: Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A: Pharaoh's daughter - she went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
Q: What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?
A: Ruth-less.
Q: Who was the first drug addict in the Bible?
A: Nebuchadnezzar - he was on grass for seven years.
Q: What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A: Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.
A: David's Triumph was heard throughout the land.
A: Honda... because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Q: Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A: Samson - he brought the house down.
Q: What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
A: Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Q: How do we know that Job went to a chiropractor?
A: Because Job 16:12a says, "I was at ease, but He has shattered me; He also has taken me by my neck, and shaken me to pieces"
