Ray & Bubba
were standing at the
were standing at the
base of a flagpole, looking up.
A woman walked by and
asked what they were doing.
'We're supposed to find
'We're supposed to find
the height of the flagpole,'
said Bubba,
'but we don't have a ladder.'
The woman
'but we don't have a ladder.'
The woman
took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts,
and laid the pole down.
Then she took a tape measure
from her pocket,
took a measurement and said, 'Eighteen feet, six inches,'
and walked away.
Ray shook his head and laughed.
and walked away.
Ray shook his head and laughed.
'Ain't that just like a woman!
We ask for the height
We ask for the height
and she gives us the length!'