How to give your mom a heart attack

[Laia]

i found this on another forum...thought it was cute..


A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter on the bed. With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands:

"It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I have eloped with my new boyfriend; I know how upset you will be but I am truly happy. I have found real passion and he is so nice, with all his piercing and tattoos and his big motorcycle. But it's not only that mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my dreams. I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it to sell to support ourselves and our children. In the meantime, we'll pray for thescience to find the AIDS cure, for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it.
Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'll visit for I know you will want to get to know your grandchildren.

"Your daughter, Judith

"PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm over at Sarah's house. I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than the school's report card that's in my desk's drawer .................................... "

 

[Lady_Firehawk]

That's a letter I could've used... that's the sad part.

 

[J.A.I]

LOL that is messed UP!

 

[jameseb]

Joo sick lil' monkey!!

 

[Jeremiah the Bullfrog]

Oh man, I could have used that. I could still use that.

 

[Bladecarver]

Ooooh. Oh so wrong and yet still hilarious!

 

[ChristianWarrior]

ROFL. what blade said! That would be creepy for a mom. lol, ctually I want to join the Armed Forces, and I know my Mom would live in terror every day, so I considered on my last day calling her and saying "Well, I'm on my way home now! Everything should go fine, and... AHHHH! NO< :rattatatatatata: NOOOOOOO!........" and then cut the connection. But that really would kill her, so I won't. It was a funny thought anyway.

 

[violetstar]

That was scary, but it is really funny. Poor Mom.

 

[relientKchic]

oh my gosh, that ws hilarious. once my mom is feeling better I'll tell her it. she's going to love it, but not as much as my dad and my brother.

lol

Je-Je

 

[aLx]

Thats just cruel!

 

[Dewi Sant]

Thanks for tha I am doing my G.C.S.E. exams now so if I fail any I'll just edit taht letter for myself.............

 

[ChristianTeen]

That was funny.

 

[PaperSword]

cruel, but funny if your mom reacts well to the humor afterwards...after she gets over the report card, however

 

[relientk]

lol that was funny.........but if i did that my mom would try and kill me

 

[Hollypop]

oh my thats funny... I think i am going to print that one out.... lol.

 

[superbear02]

haha thats great!

 

[no_komment]

Now that is a good one! LOL

 

[Xo Roxy gurl oX]

That was really funny im gonna use that , I love playing jokes on my mom !!