How Many Dogs Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?

[goldenviolet]

Golden retriever: "The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out lightbulb?"

Border collie: "Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code."

Dachshund: "I can't reach the stupid lamp!"

Toy poodle: "I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear, and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry."

Lab: "Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the lightbulb. Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?"

Cocker spaniel: "Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark."

Australian shepherd: "First put all the lightbulbs in a little circle..."

Old English sheep dog: "Lightbulb? Lightbulb? That thing I just ate was a lightbulb?"

Chihuahua: "Yo Quiero Taco Bulb."

 

[.Sabre.]

that is funny!

 

[LostUntilSaved]

ha cute! thanks for sharing

 

[Raventerp]

That was good!

 

[Munch]

Hehehe! I used to own a border collie, it's so true! lol

 

[blueguy]

Hey theres that Golden girl...... Haven't seen ya for awhile. Cute joke

 

[H2Row]

My sister would love this! ;-)

 

[Tiger Lily]

I agree that fits a Border Collie.