to read the Bible?
1 to purchase the Bible and tell people about it
14 to look at it and confirm that it's the right version for their denomination
7 to repeat the above and agree
1 to pick up the Bible and chose a verse
2 to actually turn to the right chapter
7 to ask for the verse once more
5 to search for the verse in the wrong testament
3 to help others turn to the right page
3 to pretend they found the verse and wait for the pastor to read it
6 to not even bother with it
4 to read it in unison
19 to say that they have a different version
5 to share it with the neighbors
15 know-it-alls who claim they are theologians, and that the correct interpretation is in the NIV.
11 to defend the translations are universal and therefore state as irrelevant preference
36 to debate which version is best, where to buy the cheapest Bibles, what text is best for easy reading
7 to show off their Bibles
4 to ask them where they got it
3 to look through it
13 to reassure NIV is best
5 to say they're hungry
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "go to a Christian bookstore and see which one suits you best."
1 new member to repeat the entire process
and 0 to get the message.
Not everyone will get it but I did what I could. >D
1 to purchase the Bible and tell people about it
14 to look at it and confirm that it's the right version for their denomination
7 to repeat the above and agree
1 to pick up the Bible and chose a verse
2 to actually turn to the right chapter
7 to ask for the verse once more
5 to search for the verse in the wrong testament
3 to help others turn to the right page
3 to pretend they found the verse and wait for the pastor to read it
6 to not even bother with it
4 to read it in unison
19 to say that they have a different version
5 to share it with the neighbors
15 know-it-alls who claim they are theologians, and that the correct interpretation is in the NIV.
11 to defend the translations are universal and therefore state as irrelevant preference
36 to debate which version is best, where to buy the cheapest Bibles, what text is best for easy reading
7 to show off their Bibles
4 to ask them where they got it
3 to look through it
13 to reassure NIV is best
5 to say they're hungry
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "go to a Christian bookstore and see which one suits you best."
1 new member to repeat the entire process
and 0 to get the message.
Not everyone will get it but I did what I could. >D
