Hilarious Pickup Lines

[redblue22]

Share some of your favorite pickup lines.

"Hey baby, I'm gonna call you Campbells."
"Why is that?"
"Because you are Mmm Mmm Good."

 

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[dreadnought]

Share some of your favorite pickup lines.

"Hey baby, I'm gonna call you Campbells."
"Why is that?"
"Because you are Mmm Mmm Good."

What lady could resist that?

 

[ImAllLikeOkWaitWat]

I had a dream about you last night, you wanna make it a reality?(just made this up)

 

[Toro]

 

[Applekrate]

Show a gal a cut or bruise and ask' "Does this look infected to you?"

 

[dreadnought]

Share some of your favorite pickup lines.

"Hey baby, I'm gonna call you Campbells."
"Why is that?"
"Because you are Mmm Mmm Good."

One might say, "I won two Pulitzer Prizes, but I really don't like to talk about it."