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A transformer blew out near my place of work and all the lights went out, except for the emergency lights. Someone walked into our office and asked, "The power go out?"

I couldn't resist, I said, "No, we're trying some mood lighting to improve the work environment."
 
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Ok, I've GOT to respond to this. I work at a bakery and sandwich shop, and we really do give people signs- to indicate which order goes where. Well, I've come across some people who NEED their "stupid" signs. for example:

"Do your apricot almond scones have nuts in them?"
"No ma'am- We just call them "almond" because we thought it sounded pretty" HERE'S your sign.

In the middle of lunch rush:
"Do you serve sandwiches here?"
"No ma'am- everyone else brought theirs from home." HERE'S your sign.

"Where do we get the soda?"
"My best guess would be those big machines that say "Pepsi" on them" HERE'S your sign.



And those are just a few of the many!!!
 
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Okay, okay. Hand me my sign. I am a credit analyst for a marketing and sales company. Basically, I determine whether or not someone deserves a refund when they call to complain and they want their money back, but I have other duties. Amongst them is to update payment information and take payments.

I received an email from a customer service rep which stated a customer called because she couldn't use her Internet. Her account had been placed on Hold for nonpayment. When the rep told her this she gave her a new credit card so we could take payment and get her account active again. The rep emailed me to enter the new payment info and take the payment. Now that you have the set up get ready to give me my sign.

I entered the account and tried to take a payment, but it failed. (In my own defense, this happens a lot.) I called the customer to report her credit card failed again and she needed to call her bank. She was adamant that this new card would work. Duh! I forgot to enter the new credit card info before taking the payment!

Where's my sign?
 
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People who go on "vacation" often leave their brains at home. I work at a theme park. Some examples:

In traffic leading to the park, it is not uncommon to see cars make a left turn from the right turn lane. People often stop in the middle of the road to review their maps.

On park, you often see long lines of people leading to a ride, show, or restaurant. Go up to someone and ask them what they are in line for and you'll hear many say: "I don't know, but with this many people in line, it must be something good."

Our park is located over a very large cave to which tours are given. A frequent question is: "How long did it take you to build this cave?" Another- "Does it get dark when you turn out the lights?"

Some of our shows utilize projections on a screen. People will try to take flash pictures of what is being projected. I guess they don't realize that the flash will wash out the image on the screen and that they will have nothing in their photos except a white screen. On the subject of flash photos, at sporting events in a large stadium, you often see thousands of flash cameras going off when, for example, Barry Bonds or Albert Pujols step up to the plate. Do people not realize that a flash is only useful on subjects up to 14-16 feet away, and beyond that, the flash has no effect? In fact, the automatic settings working in association with the flash will render a photo that is much worse in quality than if no flash had been used.

Come on people, when you go on vacation, please take your common sense with you. Remember, it may be vacation to you, but to someone else, it's home.

Sorry, this is supposed to be a humorous thread, but the inanities I see get to me sometimes. Forgive me.
 
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