First of all, Whosoever will and must make a U-turn on the "Road of Repentance." Then make a right on Believeth Blvd. Keep straight and go through the green Light which is Jesus Christ. From there, you must turn onto the Bridge of Faith which is over troubled water.
When you get off the bridge, make a right turn and keep straight. You are on the King's Highway-Heaven Bound. Keep going for three miles;
One for the Father, One for the Son, and One for the Holy Spirit. Then exit off onto Grace Blvd. From there, make a right turn on Gospel Lane. Keep straight and then make another right on Prayer Blvd.
As you go on your way, yield not to the traffic on Temptation Ave. Also, avoid Sin Street because it is a Dead End. Pass up Envy Drive and Hate Avenue. Also, pass Hypocrisy Street, Gossiping Lane, and Backbiting Blvd. But you have to go down Long-Suffering Lane, Persecution Blvd., and Trials-n-Tribulation Avenue. From there, make another right onto Peace Street. Keep straight and you will come to the parking lot of Immortality. It's all right to park there.
Get out of the body and junk it. Go into the building not made by hands. Sit down and talk to King Jesus. Tell Him all about your troubles and dwell in His House Forever.
GOD SPEAKS
Some billboards you might see while on your own trip.
Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game~~GOD
C'mon over and bring the kids~~GOD
What part of "Thou Shalt Not.." didn't you understand?~~GOD
We need to talk~~GOD
Keep using my name in vain, I'll make rush hour longer~~GOD
Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage~~GOD
That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing... I meant it~~GOD
I love you and you and you and you and... ~~GOD
Will the road you're on get you to my place?~~GOD
Follow me~~GOD
My way is the highway~~GOD
Big bang theory, you've got to be kidding~~GOD
Need directions?~~GOD
You think it's hot there?~~GOD
Have you read my #1 bestseller? There will be a test~~GOD
Do you have any idea where you're going?~~GOD
And everybody's all time favorite~~
DON'T MAKE ME COME DOWN THERE~~GOD
Found these two and decided they couldn't be separated. Hope you enjoy them. May God bless you!
Storm Chaser ><>
When you get off the bridge, make a right turn and keep straight. You are on the King's Highway-Heaven Bound. Keep going for three miles;
One for the Father, One for the Son, and One for the Holy Spirit. Then exit off onto Grace Blvd. From there, make a right turn on Gospel Lane. Keep straight and then make another right on Prayer Blvd.
As you go on your way, yield not to the traffic on Temptation Ave. Also, avoid Sin Street because it is a Dead End. Pass up Envy Drive and Hate Avenue. Also, pass Hypocrisy Street, Gossiping Lane, and Backbiting Blvd. But you have to go down Long-Suffering Lane, Persecution Blvd., and Trials-n-Tribulation Avenue. From there, make another right onto Peace Street. Keep straight and you will come to the parking lot of Immortality. It's all right to park there.
Get out of the body and junk it. Go into the building not made by hands. Sit down and talk to King Jesus. Tell Him all about your troubles and dwell in His House Forever.
GOD SPEAKS
Some billboards you might see while on your own trip.
Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game~~GOD
C'mon over and bring the kids~~GOD
What part of "Thou Shalt Not.." didn't you understand?~~GOD
We need to talk~~GOD
Keep using my name in vain, I'll make rush hour longer~~GOD
Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage~~GOD
That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing... I meant it~~GOD
I love you and you and you and you and... ~~GOD
Will the road you're on get you to my place?~~GOD
Follow me~~GOD
My way is the highway~~GOD
Big bang theory, you've got to be kidding~~GOD
Need directions?~~GOD
You think it's hot there?~~GOD
Have you read my #1 bestseller? There will be a test~~GOD
Do you have any idea where you're going?~~GOD
And everybody's all time favorite~~
DON'T MAKE ME COME DOWN THERE~~GOD
Found these two and decided they couldn't be separated. Hope you enjoy them. May God bless you!
Storm Chaser ><>
