Hello from rainy Dorset

[verynaughtyboy]

Hi my name is Nick.
I'm a porter at a small community hospital, although I'm not portering at the moment cos I'm shielding til the end of March.
The name I use on here comes from Monty Python's Life of Brian
(He's not the Messiah-he's a very naughty boy!)

Hopefully we can talk about God sometime.

 

[timothyu]

Welcome. Perhaps you can explain how the cheesemakers are blessed.

 

[verynaughtyboy]

I think it applies to all manufacturers of dairy products, not literally just cheesemakers..
dairy farmers, ice cream vendors, maybe even cheeseburger sellers- they'll all inherit the earth!

 

[timothyu]

I think it applies to all manufacturers of dairy products, not literally just cheesemakers..
dairy farmers, ice cream vendors, maybe even cheeseburger sellers- they'll all inherit the earth!

 

[David Hunter]

Welcome, Nick!

I have no clue what y'all are talking about, but... I do love cheese!!!

 

[verynaughtyboy]

We're just referring to a comedy film made by the Monty Python team called the Life of Brian, which was a parody on the Life of Christ with a spoof of The Sermon on The Mount,
where someone in the crowd thinks Jesus says "blessed are the cheesemakers" instead of peacemakers. It's a funny film, but some serious minded Christians did take offence when it was released. However I suspect Our Heavenly Father might have a sense of humour- have you seen a duck -billed platypus?!

 

[timothyu]

It's a funny film, but some serious minded Christians did take offence when it was released. However I suspect Our Heavenly Father might have a sense of humour

Actually it was very respectful of Jesus and His message but did a well deserved ridicule of followers who are all over the Christian board except for actually being onboard with Jesus. A brilliant observation on their part, and that is what really offended those who were the victims of this parody. Yes, Jesus would have laughed at the movie, having had to seek shelter many times from the overinflated reactions of the people.

 

[timothyu]

Maybe not the startup you were expecting VNB but a good one none the less.

 

[verynaughtyboy]

I come to this forum with no expectations. Just to be in the company of Christians to get away from an increasingly Godless world

 

[David Hunter]

Okay, I found the clip on YouTube!!! That is hilarious!!!!! And, I could see something like that actually happening! haha

 

[verynaughtyboy]

Okay, I found the clip on YouTube!!! That is hilarious!!!!! And, I could see something like that actually happening! haha

It's a great film! I think it's time to rewatch the whole thing

 

[kingsdaughter85]

Hello brother. Welcome to the forums and blessings in Christ . Stay safe ❤️

 

[verynaughtyboy]

Hi sister. Blessings in Christ. Just a quick question if I may. What is your favourite Bible quote, chapter, book. Hope you don't mind me asking. Newbie here!

 

[timothyu]

I come to this forum with no expectations. Just to be in the company of Christians to get away from an increasingly Godless world

Well lay low until the G7 is over

 

[verynaughtyboy]

Thank you Timu,
I'll keep a low profile, could I ask, what's your favourite Bible quote, verse, book?

 

[verynaughtyboy]

 

[timothyu]

Thank you Timu,
I'll keep a low profile, could I ask, what's your favourite Bible quote, verse, book?

Anything that has to do with the Gospel of the Kingdom (some 70 verses where it is directly mentioned) in four Gospels and in reference to Paul) which is avoided by a Christianity which abandoned the Kingdom to return to whoring itself to the world of man until it became a kingdom in it's own right, making God over in it's own image. Long live the Counter Culture of the Kingdom. Other than that.. I dunno.

 

[sunshineforJesus]

Hi and welcome here.

 

[verynaughtyboy]

Anything that has to do with the Gospel of the Kingdom (some 70 verses where it is directly mentioned) in four Gospels and in reference to Paul) which is avoided by a Christianity which abandoned the Kingdom to return to whoring itself to the world of man until it became a kingdom in it's own right, making God over in it's own image. Long live the Counter Culture of the Kingdom. Other than that.. I dunno.

Thanks timothyu, the kingdom of God is within you, and that is very very good news

 

[verynaughtyboy]

Hi and welcome here.

Hello sunshineforJesus thank you for your warm welcome