He he he...

[NorwayUnn]

An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of religious service when she was startled by an intruder. As she caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables, she yelled, "Stop - Acts 2:38!" (..turn from your sin...) The burglar stopped dead in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done.
As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you."
"Scripture?" replied the burglar, "She said she had an AXE and two 38's!"


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Another ''he he he'':
Adam & Eve had the perfect marriage.
He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married and she didn't have to hear about how well his mother cooked!

 

[MMXII]

Thanks Unni for the laugh.

 

[blueguy]

Good one Nor, loved it!!

 

[catofhope]

 

[sk8Joyful]

 

[TCat]

A pastor went to visit the home of his favorite parishoner.
Miss Lucy was a wonderful Christian women, a pillar in the church and community and had recently retired from 50 years as the church organist. A sweet gentile lady with old southern manners and grace she ushered the pastor into her parlor and went to make come tea.
As the pastor sat down he noticed a bowl of water onto of the organ and went to investigate. Imagine his shock to discover a condom floating in the dish!
He was quite disturbed but did not know how to address the situation. Finally after 30 minutes of awkward converstaion and silent prayer on his part he found the courage to ask
"Miss Lucy, why is that condom floating in a bowl of water on your organ?"
"Oh, pastor" she gushed "Isn't it the most amazing thing"
"I found that in a little gold wrapper some months ago while walking in the park, and it works so well"
The pastor was nearly speachless, "But Miss Lucy!" he started
"Oh yes pastor, I have been following the directions to a T"
"WHAT" he gasp
"Yes, it said to prevent disease you must place it on the organ and keep it wet."
"I haven't gotten a cold since!"