Hard of Hearing Thread

[Sunset_Sam]

In this thread you write what you think "you heard". The reply with something else. And then the next person write what they think they heard.

Example:
Title: Hard of Hearing thread.

Me: Bard of leering, Ted? What did you say?

Next: A cup of clay? Why would you want that?

And so on.....

Here we go


Can you hear me?

 

[lucypevensie]

No, I'm not leery. What's to be leery of?

 

[ChristianTeen]

Queer? I am not queer.

 

[brie]

You shot deer? Did you eat them?

 

[lucypevensie]

Of course I heated them! Who likes raw venison?

 

[Sunset_Sam]

You like Alfred Lord Tennison? I never read his works.

 

[IvoryRain]

I think Advil works for tension headaches, too.

 

[Sunset_Sam]

You smirk at anvils that are blue? Why would you do that?

 

[lucypevensie]

You caught a hooded rat? Aren't they dangerous?

 

[moerunamida]

Wha? What did you do with that basbeball bat? Throw it out?

~Mandie

 

[Sunset_Sam]

Go and Pout?! How dare you!!

 

[ChristianTeen]

Scare me? You are rude!

 

[katylees]

i am not in a mood! plz dont acuze me of being in a mood

 

[ChristianTeen]

Nude? I always wear clothes!(except in the shower )

 

[ummidrinkcherrycoke]

I thought he-man had the power. What time is my cartoon?

 

[JD_shalom]

Where did I put the spoon? It's in second row of drawers in the upstairs kitchen - the one next to the swimming pool bar.

 

[Liquid_Niki]

you threw the spool how far? I'll never be able to find it now!

 

[BlackPanther]

you won't be able to grind it? get new sandpaper.

 

[ChristianTeen]

Get a new stapler? Why it works fine?

 

[Liquid_Niki]

You say I have no spine???? Why, I never!