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mulledvine

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A man wandering along a path in the woods was suddenly confronted by a fierce and very hungry looking bear. The man, being a Christian, fell to his knees and prayed, "Dear Lord, its surely not my time to go yet. Please make this bear a Christian so that he won't eat me!" When he opened his eyes, he saw the bear on its knees, praying: "Dear Lord, for what I am about to receive..."
 

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I have an alternate version of the joke:

A man was walking in the forest when a bear attacked. The man was scared and even though he was an atheist, he decided to try prayer. An angel appeared and said "I'm sorry, I can't help you, you believe I don't exist" The man is desperate and asks "well, can't you make the bear a Christian and not me?" The angel agrees, clicks his fingers and disappears.
The man breathes a sigh of relief. The bear places its paws together, says grace and eats him.
 
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