I was playing Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, and I was making my way to Weynon Priory as one of the initial quests. I ran into a Khajit that aimed to steal my wares and rough me up a bit, and after a semi-close battle he begins to retreat, having low HP. I pursue him, however it takes a bit for me to catch up to him because I played as a Dark Elf, and they tend to be slower. I catch up to him finally, but an Imperial guard just happened to be strolling down the dirt path, comes up, stops me. He yells "Stop right there criminal scum!", attempts to arrest me for stealing (which was weird because I didn't steal anything), and I try to defend myself against him. I almost died, but defeated him, get a bunch of high level armor I shouldn't get until later, etc etc. But his shield went rolling down the hill, so I had to run down and get it. I grab it, a mudcrab comes up and starts attacking me, kill that, check its inventory, and it has the usual 1 ct. crab meat, however it also had a spoon on its person. This was decidedly hilarious to me at the time, and I remember laughing out loud and asking to myself "ROFL why did have a spoon?"
It never happened again. But this was the most fun I've had since FF7.
