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Miss Shelby

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Johnny and Jimmy were spending the night over at Grandma's house. After a fun filled day, grandma bathed them, put them in their jammies and sent them to the bedroom. She said "Now you boys get down on your knees and say your prayers."

Johnny knelt down and immediately started praying. He yelled at the top of his lungs "Dear God, I want a baseball mit and new puppy, please grant my prayers".

His brother said "Johnny, why are you yelling? God isn't deaf."

Johnny said "I know God isn't deaf, but Grandma is."

:D

Michelle